This song is very personal for me. I've never been able to eat anything that has... more »
This song is very personal for me. I've never been able to eat anything that has been within 3 yards of any sort of saturated fat. I took that pain and turned into a song. Please feel along with me!
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I'm from Alabama yeah you know where that is I was having dinner with the wife and the kids Too many biscuits I was bursting at the seam But then i saw dessert - apple pie and ice cream
I had to take a shit, there was nothing else to do because I had seconds, now I'm doing number two I need to unload when I have 'a la mode' And all that pot roast made a lot of compost
yes it did man, I had to take a shit
For lunch I had a salad, spinach and beets. orange juice for breakfast and cream of wheat I'm trying to be healthy so I'm eating lighter it gives you that feeling of - Too much fiber
I had to take a shit, and I couldn't prevent Everyone could hear my southern accident I ran down the hall as my belt expanded I got to the stall, but the leather was branded
Yes it was
When I'm facing east at the rising sun The weather vane points the other direction It's only my business if I made a bad smell That's why I'm in favor of 'Don't Ask Don't Tell'
It comes in all types any time around the clock soft like a mayflower, hard as plymouth rock So I went to the doctor feeling like a fool He sat me on a chair and - asked me for my stool
I had to take a shit, it was out of my power the bull kept going for 2.7 hours All that Mexican produced a large specimen It was so vast you could see into the past If I put it into words it would be a strong statement I made a big deposit so they waved the copayment