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Tim Mattingly-Rap
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Published August 24, 2012
Oak gave me a Pokeball
I chose a Squirtle, and Gary took a Bulbasaur,
beat his ass when the challenge went down,
then got the fuck out of Pallet Town.
I caught a rattata and with my map in hand
trained all the way through Veridian.
Fought every trainer in the Pewter City gym,
and all Brock gave me was some shitty TM.
Got some monsters in my pockets,
took a fossil from Team Rocket,
in Mt. Moon I caught a Geodude,
but for Misty I'm gonna need a Pikachu.
I gotta round out my lineup,
to beat down my Rival,
make my types all diverse,
and take my rightful title.

Who am I?
I'm just a kid,
but i can fly,
and i can dig.
And some random guy,
in every gym,
keeps calling me:
Champ in making!

In Vermilion I picked up a bike so,
now i don't have to hike slow.
Still got some gym leaders to fight though,
Lt. Surge blacked out like a light, yo.
Boarded the S.S. Anne and leveled up,
rubbed the captain's back and got Cut.
Headed to Lavender Town, bought an Escape Rope.
Cuz those ghosts are scary without a Silph Scope!
Something fishy's going on in Celadon.
I'll be breaking up your mafia, go tell the Don.
Team Rocket's up to no good, but i'll stop 'em.
I blame them for my gambling problem.
Gave some thirsty guards a cup of water.
Got a flute after helping Cubone's mother.
Played it for a Snorlax and disturbed its slumber.
Threw an Ultra Ball at it and caught the motherfucker!

Who am I?
I'm just a kid,
but i can fly,
and i can dig.
And some random guy,
in every gym,
keeps calling me:
Champ in making!

Then I rode fast on
down to Saffron.
Kicked ass on
every floor of the Silph Co building,
fought that old villain.
Got a Master Ball and then two-wheeled it
to a little village called Fuschia City.
Hit up the Safari Zone and felt a little shitty,
for throwing rocks at some Pokemon.
But then I got my fight with Koga on!
Took a little swim along the sandbar,
surfed to Cinnabar on my Magikarp.
The fiery island of burning desire,
I caught me a cute little pony on fire.
The Seafoam Islands can suck my dick!
Rolling boulders is boring as shit!
Stocked up on repel and just powered through it,
Killed Articuno just 'cause i could do it

Who am I?
I'm just a kid,
but i can fly,
and i can dig.
And some random guy,
in every gym,
keeps calling me:
Champ in making!

The unlocked gym in Viridian.
Had to fight that dick Giovanni again.
Threw fissure in his face and was on my way,
with a one-way ticket to the Hall of Fame.
Fought my rival, fucked him up real hard.
Showed my ID badges to all the guards.
Remind me, how do I get through this part?
I just try to blindly try to find the exit door.
I'm a bro, here we go, Indigo Plateau!
Melted Lorelei and fucked up Bruno.
With my Zapdos, and Agatha don't stand a chance,
then I slayed some dragons against Lance.
Alakazam's a recovering son of a bitch.
But i outmatched Gary again for the win.
Professor Oak showed up and told me he came.
Now here I am, rappin' in the Hall of Fame

Pokemon ain't a game.
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