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Featuring Zach Galifianakis and Natalie Portman
Produced by Scott Aukerman and BJ Porter
Directed by Daniel Strange
Edited by Daniel Strange and Caleb Emerson
Make-up by Rachel Goodwin
Introducing Whiz
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Published May 06, 2009

TWO, THREE, TWO, ONE...
HI. MY NAME IS ZACH GALIFIANAKIS, UH,
THIS IS BETWEEN TWO FERNS.
TODAY, MY GUEST IS NATALIE PORTMAN.
SHE'S WITH HER DOG.
WHIZ. THIS IS WHIZ.
ZACH: WHIZ.
HELLO
ALRIGHT. UM. YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLISHED ACTRESS.
YOU'VE, UM, GRADUATED FROM HARVARD.
UH. YOU'VE DONE, UM, SOME GREAT INTERNATIONAL CHARITY WORK.
UH. WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
THAT'S, THAT'S PRIVATE.
YEAH, I KNOW.
SO, UH, YOU DO A LOT OF, A LOT OF CHARITY WORK.
I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH A GROUP CALLED FINCA
THAT DOES MICRO FINANCE.
UM, IT'S LIKE SMALL LOANS FOR MAINLY WOMEN IN THE DEVELOPING WORLD.
OH THAT'S GREAT. I DO A LOT OF WORK WITH IMDB.
IS IT REALLY UPSETTING IN STAR WARS THAT YOU DIDN'T
HAVE MORE SCENES WITH CHEWBACCA?
YEAH, ACTUALLY.
WHAT'S HE LIKE TO WORK WITH?
UM.
ZACH: HE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, DOES HE?
DOES HE HAVE A TRANSLATOR?
CAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WEIRD TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIM.
IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF HE DROVE LIKE A MIATA.
I'M NOT...WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL ASK HIM WHEN HE COMES ON THE SHOW.
[LAUGHS]
THAT'S THE THING?
YEAH.
YOU MIND IF I SMELL IT?
BEING IN THE MOVIES AND STUFF IS PEOPLE APPROACH
YOU AND SAY YOU KNOW I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE, OR
WHAT A COOL LINE, WHAT YOU SHOULD SAY IN A MOVIE.
DOES THAT GET ANNOYING?
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY ANNOYING
I THINK IT WOULD BE COOL, LIKE, IN A MOVIE IF YOU WERE, LIKE,
IN A TWO-PIECE BIKINI, AND YOU'RE GETTING READY TO
MAKE OUT WITH A GUY, LIKE, A LOVE SCENE, AND , UH,
YOU UNDO YOUR BIKINI IN THE BACK AND YOU'RE LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GET OFF MY CHEST.
[DOG GROWLS]
DO YOU WEAR, DO YOU WEAR BIKINIS?
COULD WE TALK ABOUT THE...
NEXT THING.
ZACH: NEXT THING.
OK. YOU SHAVED YOUR HEAD FOR V FOR VENDETTA...
UH HUH.
UM. DID YOU ALSO SHAVE YOUR V FOR VAGINA?
UH. PASS.
[DOG GROWLS]
I'VE GOTTA BIGGER DICK THAN THAT.

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