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Zach interviews Natalie Portman and her dog, Whiz.
Published May 06, 2009 17m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Featuring Zach Galifianakis and Natalie Portman
Produced by Scott Aukerman and BJ Porter
Directed by Daniel Strange
Edited by Daniel Strange and Caleb Emerson
Make-up by Rachel Goodwin
Introducing Whiz
138,662 Funny Votes
17,288 Die Votes
16,709,733 Views
Published May 06, 2009

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TWO, THREE, TWO, ONE...

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HI. MY NAME IS ZACH GALIFIANAKIS, UH,

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THIS IS BETWEEN TWO FERNS.

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TODAY, MY GUEST IS NATALIE PORTMAN.

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SHE'S WITH HER DOG.

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WHIZ. THIS IS WHIZ.

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ZACH: WHIZ.

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HELLO

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ALRIGHT. UM. YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLISHED ACTRESS.

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YOU'VE, UM, GRADUATED FROM HARVARD.

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UH. YOU'VE DONE, UM, SOME GREAT INTERNATIONAL CHARITY WORK.

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UH. WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER?

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THAT'S, THAT'S PRIVATE.

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YEAH, I KNOW.

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SO, UH, YOU DO A LOT OF, A LOT OF CHARITY WORK.

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I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH A GROUP CALLED FINCA

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THAT DOES MICRO FINANCE.

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UM, IT'S LIKE SMALL LOANS FOR MAINLY WOMEN IN THE DEVELOPING WORLD.

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OH THAT'S GREAT. I DO A LOT OF WORK WITH IMDB.

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IS IT REALLY UPSETTING IN STAR WARS THAT YOU DIDN'T

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HAVE MORE SCENES WITH CHEWBACCA?

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YEAH, ACTUALLY.

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WHAT'S HE LIKE TO WORK WITH?

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UM.

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ZACH: HE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, DOES HE?

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DOES HE HAVE A TRANSLATOR?

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CAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WEIRD TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIM.

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IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF HE DROVE LIKE A MIATA.

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I'M NOT...WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?

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YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL ASK HIM WHEN HE COMES ON THE SHOW.

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[LAUGHS]

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THAT'S THE THING?

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YEAH.

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YOU MIND IF I SMELL IT?

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BEING IN THE MOVIES AND STUFF IS PEOPLE APPROACH

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YOU AND SAY YOU KNOW I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE, OR

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WHAT A COOL LINE, WHAT YOU SHOULD SAY IN A MOVIE.

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DOES THAT GET ANNOYING?

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YEAH, IT'S PRETTY ANNOYING

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I THINK IT WOULD BE COOL, LIKE, IN A MOVIE IF YOU WERE, LIKE,

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IN A TWO-PIECE BIKINI, AND YOU'RE GETTING READY TO

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MAKE OUT WITH A GUY, LIKE, A LOVE SCENE, AND , UH,

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YOU UNDO YOUR BIKINI IN THE BACK AND YOU'RE LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING

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I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GET OFF MY CHEST.

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[DOG GROWLS]

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DO YOU WEAR, DO YOU WEAR BIKINIS?

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COULD WE TALK ABOUT THE...

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NEXT THING.

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ZACH: NEXT THING.

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OK. YOU SHAVED YOUR HEAD FOR V FOR VENDETTA...

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UH HUH.

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UM. DID YOU ALSO SHAVE YOUR V FOR VAGINA?

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UH. PASS.

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[DOG GROWLS]

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I'VE GOTTA BIGGER DICK THAN THAT.

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