Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Natalie Portman

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Between Two Ferns

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Zach Galifianakis

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Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Natalie Portman


Total running time of video: 2 minutes and 55 seconds



Zach Galifianakis: Two, three, two, one…Hi. My name is Zach
Galifianakis, ah, this is between two ferns. Today, my guest is Natalie
Portman. She’s with her dog.



Natalie Portman: Whiz. This is Whiz.



Zach Galifianakis: Whiz.



Natalie Portman: Hello.



Zach Galifianakis: Alright. Um. You’re an accomplished actress. You’ve,
um, graduated from Harvard. Uh. You’ve done, um, some great
international charity work. Uh. What is your phone number?



Natalie Portman: That’s, that’s private.



Zach Galifianakis: Yeah, I know. So, uh, you do a lot of, a lot of charity work.



Natalie Portman: I’ve been working with a group called FINCA that does
micro finance. Um, It’s like small loans for mainly women in the
developing world.



Zach Galifianakis: That’s great. I do a lot of work with IMDB. Is it
really upsetting in Star Wars that you didn’t have more scenes with
Chewbacca?



Natalie Portman: Yeah, actually.



Zach Galifianakis: What’s he like to work with?



Natalie Portman: Um.



Zach Galifianakis: He doesn’t speak English, does he? Does he have a
translator? Cause I always thought it would be weird to communicate with
him. It would be so funny if he drove like a Miata.



Natalie Portman: I’m not…What was the question?



Zach Galifianakis: You know what, I’ll ask him when he comes on the show. That’s the thing?



Natalie Portman: Yeah.



Zach Galifianakis: Mind if I smell it? Being in the movies and stuff is
people approach you and say you know I have an idea for a movie, what a
cool line, what you should say in a movie. Does that get annoying?



Natalie Portman: Yeah, it’s pretty annoying.



Zach Galifianakis: I think it would be cool in a movie if you were,
like, in a two-piece bikini and you’re getting ready to make out with a
guy, like, a love scene and ,uh, you undo your bikini in the back and
you’re like there’s something I’ve been meaning to get off my chest.



Whiz: Growls



Zach Galifianakis: Do you wear, do you wear bikinis?



Natalie Portman: Could we talk about the…



Zach Galifianakis: Next thing.



Natalie Portman: Next thing.



Zach Galifianakis: OK. You shaved your head for V for Vendetta…



Natalie Portman: Uh huh.



Zach Galifianakis: Um. Did you also shave your V for vagina?



Natalie Portman: Uh.Pass.



Whiz: Growls.



Zach Galifianakis: I’ve gotta bigger dick than that.