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Between Two Ferns
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Natalie Portman
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Zach Galifianakis
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Scott Aukerman
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BJPorter
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Featuring Zach Galifianakis and Natalie Portman
Produced by Scott Aukerman and BJ Porter
Directed by Daniel Strange
Edited by Daniel Strange and Caleb Emerson
Make-up by Rachel Goodwin
Introducing Whiz
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TWO, THREE, TWO, ONE...
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HI. MY NAME IS ZACH GALIFIANAKIS, UH,
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THIS IS BETWEEN TWO FERNS.
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TODAY, MY GUEST IS NATALIE PORTMAN.
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SHE'S WITH HER DOG.
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WHIZ. THIS IS WHIZ.
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ZACH: WHIZ.
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HELLO
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ALRIGHT. UM. YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLISHED ACTRESS.
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YOU'VE, UM, GRADUATED FROM HARVARD.
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UH. YOU'VE DONE, UM, SOME GREAT INTERNATIONAL CHARITY WORK.
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UH. WHAT IS YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
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THAT'S, THAT'S PRIVATE.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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SO, UH, YOU DO A LOT OF, A LOT OF CHARITY WORK.
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I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH A GROUP CALLED FINCA
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THAT DOES MICRO FINANCE.
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UM, IT'S LIKE SMALL LOANS FOR MAINLY WOMEN IN THE DEVELOPING WORLD.
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OH THAT'S GREAT. I DO A LOT OF WORK WITH IMDB.
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IS IT REALLY UPSETTING IN STAR WARS THAT YOU DIDN'T
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HAVE MORE SCENES WITH CHEWBACCA?
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YEAH, ACTUALLY.
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WHAT'S HE LIKE TO WORK WITH?
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UM.
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ZACH: HE DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, DOES HE?
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DOES HE HAVE A TRANSLATOR?
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CAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WEIRD TO COMMUNICATE WITH HIM.
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IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF HE DROVE LIKE A MIATA.
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I'M NOT...WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?
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YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL ASK HIM WHEN HE COMES ON THE SHOW.
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[LAUGHS]
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THAT'S THE THING?
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YEAH.
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YOU MIND IF I SMELL IT?
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BEING IN THE MOVIES AND STUFF IS PEOPLE APPROACH
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YOU AND SAY YOU KNOW I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE, OR
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WHAT A COOL LINE, WHAT YOU SHOULD SAY IN A MOVIE.
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DOES THAT GET ANNOYING?
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YEAH, IT'S PRETTY ANNOYING
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I THINK IT WOULD BE COOL, LIKE, IN A MOVIE IF YOU WERE, LIKE,
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IN A TWO-PIECE BIKINI, AND YOU'RE GETTING READY TO
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MAKE OUT WITH A GUY, LIKE, A LOVE SCENE, AND , UH,
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YOU UNDO YOUR BIKINI IN THE BACK AND YOU'RE LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING
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I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GET OFF MY CHEST.
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[DOG GROWLS]
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DO YOU WEAR, DO YOU WEAR BIKINIS?
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COULD WE TALK ABOUT THE...
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NEXT THING.
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ZACH: NEXT THING.
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OK. YOU SHAVED YOUR HEAD FOR V FOR VENDETTA...
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UH HUH.
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UM. DID YOU ALSO SHAVE YOUR V FOR VAGINA?
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UH. PASS.
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[DOG GROWLS]
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I'VE GOTTA BIGGER DICK THAN THAT.
