Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Natalie Portman

Total running time of video: 2 minutes and 55 seconds

Zach Galifianakis: Two, three, two, one…Hi. My name is Zach Galifianakis, ah, this is between two ferns. Today, my guest is Natalie Portman. She’s with her dog.

Natalie Portman: Whiz. This is Whiz.

Zach Galifianakis: Whiz.

Natalie Portman: Hello.

Zach Galifianakis: Alright. Um. You’re an accomplished actress. You’ve, um, graduated from Harvard. Uh. You’ve done, um, some great international charity work. Uh. What is your phone number?

Natalie Portman: That’s, that’s private.

Zach Galifianakis: Yeah, I know. So, uh, you do a lot of, a lot of charity work.

Natalie Portman: I’ve been working with a group called FINCA that does micro finance. Um, It’s like small loans for mainly women in the developing world.

Zach Galifianakis: That’s great. I do a lot of work with IMDB. Is it really upsetting in Star Wars that you didn’t have more scenes with Chewbacca?

Natalie Portman: Yeah, actually.

Zach Galifianakis: What’s he like to work with?

Natalie Portman: Um.

Zach Galifianakis: He doesn’t speak English, does he? Does he have a translator? Cause I always thought it would be weird to communicate with him. It would be so funny if he drove like a Miata.

Natalie Portman: I’m not…What was the question?

Zach Galifianakis: You know what, I’ll ask him when he comes on the show. That’s the thing?

Natalie Portman: Yeah.

Zach Galifianakis: Mind if I smell it? Being in the movies and stuff is people approach you and say you know I have an idea for a movie, what a cool line, what you should say in a movie. Does that get annoying?

Natalie Portman: Yeah, it’s pretty annoying.

Zach Galifianakis: I think it would be cool in a movie if you were, like, in a two-piece bikini and you’re getting ready to make out with a guy, like, a love scene and ,uh, you undo your bikini in the back and you’re like there’s something I’ve been meaning to get off my chest.

Whiz: Growls

Zach Galifianakis: Do you wear, do you wear bikinis?

Natalie Portman: Could we talk about the…

Zach Galifianakis: Next thing.

Natalie Portman: Next thing.

Zach Galifianakis: OK. You shaved your head for V for Vendetta…

Natalie Portman: Uh huh.

Zach Galifianakis: Um. Did you also shave your V for vagina?

Natalie Portman: Uh.Pass.

Whiz: Growls.

Zach Galifianakis: I’ve gotta bigger dick than that.