Jew Lo from the Block
Parodying her bootylicious J Lo-ptuous sister from the South Bronx, Jew Lo is a flamboyant princess from Great Neck, NY who used to play the dreidel, but now she plays the slot. No... more »
Parodying her bootylicious J Lo-ptuous sister from the South Bronx, Jew Lo is a flamboyant princess from Great Neck, NY who used to play the dreidel, but now she plays the slot. No matter where she goes, she knows where she came from! « less
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Parodying her bootylicious J Lo-ptuous sister from the South Bronx, Jew Lo is a flamboyant princess from Great Neck, NY who used to play the dreidel, but now she plays the slot. No matter where she goes, she knows where she came from!
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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Jew Lo from the Block Lyrics:
Kids grow up, go through puberty
Some in school find homosexuality
Everyone's gotta make some lovin'
GN Great Great Neck!
Great Great Neck!
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to play the dreidel now I play the slot
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to eat gefilte now it's tofu blocks
No matter where I go I know where I came from
From Facts of Life to spandex to hockey checks
Jew Lo was a girl from Great Neck
Navaratalova wanted to be here
I'm queer that should have told 'em
One day I'll be on Ellen, wait and see
No salami don't hate on me
What you get is what you see
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to play the dreidel now I play the slot
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to spin the bottle now I play the top
No matter where I go I know where I came from
It started out like this rockin the ladies
I dyked out with muff
Daddy controlled my every move
I packed up for Frisco, kid
Love my life and my big dreams
Goddess first and can't forget to stay real
Don't hate cuz I'm not Koshe
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to play the dreidel now I play the slot
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to sweat the tomboys now they think I'm hot
No matter where I go I know where I came from
I fell for a goy boy with great hai
After all that we did share suddenly she didn't care
Then I knew I had to take some time for Jew Lo, right
I never expected the next chick
I never expected the love to stick
Baby just lets me be Jew Lo
Great Neck! Great Great Neck!
Shana Madela!
Oy Vey, this Jew is so gay
Yo Dorothy!
Great Great Neck! Shana Madela in the house!
Yo Dorothy! Great Great Neck! Shalom Dorothy!
All right, everyone bring it back! Great Great Neck
Everyone's gotta make some lovin'
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to play the dreidel now I play the slot
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to fight the frizz but now I tamed the mop
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to miss my family now we one tight flock
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Once was in the closet now I'm so not
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Great Great Neck!
Kids grow up, go through puberty
Some in school find homosexuality
Everyone's gotta make some lovin'
GN Great Great Neck!
Great Great Neck!
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to play the dreidel now I play the slot
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to eat gefilte now it's tofu blocks
No matter where I go I know where I came from
From Facts of Life to spandex to hockey checks
Jew Lo was a girl from Great Neck
Navaratalova wanted to be here
I'm queer that should have told 'em
One day I'll be on Ellen, wait and see
No salami don't hate on me
What you get is what you see
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to play the dreidel now I play the slot
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to spin the bottle now I play the top
No matter where I go I know where I came from
It started out like this rockin the ladies
I dyked out with muff
Daddy controlled my every move
I packed up for Frisco, kid
Love my life and my big dreams
Goddess first and can't forget to stay real
Don't hate cuz I'm not Koshe
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to play the dreidel now I play the slot
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to sweat the tomboys now they think I'm hot
No matter where I go I know where I came from
I fell for a goy boy with great hai
After all that we did share suddenly she didn't care
Then I knew I had to take some time for Jew Lo, right
I never expected the next chick
I never expected the love to stick
Baby just lets me be Jew Lo
Great Neck! Great Great Neck!
Shana Madela!
Oy Vey, this Jew is so gay
Yo Dorothy!
Great Great Neck! Shana Madela in the house!
Yo Dorothy! Great Great Neck! Shalom Dorothy!
All right, everyone bring it back! Great Great Neck
Everyone's gotta make some lovin'
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to play the dreidel now I play the slot
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to fight the frizz but now I tamed the mop
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Used to miss my family now we one tight flock
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block
Once was in the closet now I'm so not
No matter where I go I know where I came from
Great Great Neck!
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