or
Parodying her bootylicious J Lo-ptuous sister from the South Bronx, Jew Lo is a... more »
Published June 19, 2010 660 views More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Jew Lo - Brynn Gelbard
13 Funny Votes
18 Die Votes
663 Views
Published June 19, 2010
Jew Lo from the Block Lyrics:



Kids grow up, go through puberty

Some in school find homosexuality
Everyone's gotta make some lovin'



GN Great Great Neck!
Great Great Neck!


Don't be fooled by the locks that I got
I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block

Used to play the dreidel now I play the slot

No matter where I go I know where I came from


Don't be fooled by the locks that I got

I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block

Used to eat gefilte now it's tofu blocks

No matter where I go I know where I came from



From Facts of Life to spandex to hockey checks

Jew Lo was a girl from Great Neck
Navaratalova wanted to be here

I'm queer that should have told 'em

One day I'll be on Ellen, wait and see

No salami don't hate on me
What you get is what you see


Don't be fooled by the locks that I got

I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block

Used to play the dreidel now I play the slot

No matter where I go I know where I came from


Don't be fooled by the locks that I got

I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block

Used to spin the bottle now I play the top

No matter where I go I know where I came from


It started out like this rockin the ladies
I dyked out with muff

Daddy controlled my every move
I packed up for Frisco, kid

Love my life and my big dreams

Goddess first and can't forget to stay real

Don't hate cuz I'm not Koshe



Don't be fooled by the locks that I got

I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block

Used to play the dreidel now I play the slot

No matter where I go I know where I came from


Don't be fooled by the locks that I got

I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block

Used to sweat the tomboys now they think I'm hot

No matter where I go I know where I came from
 
I fell for a goy boy with great hai

After all that we did share suddenly she didn't care

Then I knew I had to take some time for Jew Lo, right

I never expected the next chick
I never expected the love to stick

Baby just lets me be Jew Lo


Great Neck! Great Great Neck!
Shana Madela!
Oy Vey, this Jew is so gay
Yo Dorothy!
Great Great Neck! Shana Madela in the house!

Yo Dorothy! Great Great Neck! Shalom Dorothy!

All right, everyone bring it back! Great Great Neck

Everyone's gotta make some lovin'



Don't be fooled by the locks that I got

I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block

Used to play the dreidel now I play the slot

No matter where I go I know where I came from


Don't be fooled by the locks that I got

I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block

Used to fight the frizz but now I tamed the mop

No matter where I go I know where I came from


Don't be fooled by the locks that I got

I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block

Used to miss my family now we one tight flock

No matter where I go I know where I came from


Don't be fooled by the locks that I got

I'm still I'm still Jew Lo from the Block

Once was in the closet now I'm so not

No matter where I go I know where I came from
Great Great Neck!
Up Next:

Line of Duty

AUTOPLAY
Up Next In: 10
Advertisement
Advertisement

From Around the Web