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Inspired by The Daily Show, SNL, and Alf we are proud to present Newswitness News -- the only two minute news show about politics and pop culture that's hosted by a monkey. A fucking smart monkey. If you've ever watched Fox News (or CBS) and muttered to yourself, "Hey, a monkey could do a better job of delivering the news" well you're about to get what you asked for.


This latest episode of Newswitness News is dedicated to David Letterman.

So what if Dave's monkeying around with the staff of his show? I'd monkey around with the staff of our show if they were just a little better looking. Actually there's only three of us. And no women. But if push comes to shove we all put out.