Disney's Princess Ke$ha

Uploader

Funny Or Die

Actor/Writer

Seth Morris

Cinematographer

Antonio Scarlata

Sound

BoTown Sound

Director

Matt and Oz

Makeup

Kat Bardot

Actor

Kathryn Burns

Actor

BillyMerritt

Series

FODfm

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Ke$ha: Oh that clock, what a kill-joy.

Ke$ha: I hear you. Come on, get up, you say. Time to start another day.

[ music starts and Ke$ha begins to sing ]

Ke$ha: Gross.

[ singing continues ]

Ke$ha: Okay, fuck it.

Ke$ha: Time to get the day going, dress it up to the nines.

Ke$ha: Yo critter crew.

Animated rodents: Say what?

Ke$ha: Make Princess Ke$ha look fine. And a little pinch of magic from my fairy tale life and of we go, oh, oh, oh.

Ke$ha: Look in the mirror, rub my eyes, and what is this? Some genie slut smiling back, suck it bitch. Yo Mister Racoon pass the Jack, I need to rinse.

Ke$ha: Trim it. Prim it. Dress it. Mess it. Yeah, now that’s my shit.

Ke$ha: I’m getting ready na-ah-ice. Holla. It’s kind of cool. I got a robot voice. Check this shit out.

Ke$ha: No mirror lady bitch can deny. I’m getting customized, customized, customized right. Karate y’all.

Ke$ha: I’m getting ready, so damn pumped up. Even with this wedgie riding up my butt. Thanks to Mister Crow, you little sneaky fuck. I’m getting customized, customized, customized right.

Ke$ha: Puh-lease, bitch. A touch of glitter on my cheek and the look is complete.