Bad Roommate:Masturbation A-Z
A rude roommate that knows too many terms on how to masterbate
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Croftonbuddy
Added almost 2 years ago
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A rude roommate that knows too many terms on how to masterbate
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Angering the cobra
Battling the cyclops
Churning butter
doing the palm sisters
emptying the gun barrel
flogging the bishop
greasing the pole
hand to gland combat
impregnate the air
jacking the beanstalk,
knocking one off
launching the hand shuttle
making one-eye cry
nuke the whale
oiling the crank
polishing the pope
quicken the jerkin'
release the pressure
self gratification
twiddle the bone flute
unload the gun
visit the petting zoo
Wang Chung-it
xenophobian luvin'
yanking the plank
zig-zagging the smokeable
Battling the cyclops
Churning butter
doing the palm sisters
emptying the gun barrel
flogging the bishop
greasing the pole
hand to gland combat
impregnate the air
jacking the beanstalk,
knocking one off
launching the hand shuttle
making one-eye cry
nuke the whale
oiling the crank
polishing the pope
quicken the jerkin'
release the pressure
self gratification
twiddle the bone flute
unload the gun
visit the petting zoo
Wang Chung-it
xenophobian luvin'
yanking the plank
zig-zagging the smokeable
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