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Penis Shark

The elusive shark has been found and captured on tape.

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Added about 4 months ago

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Categories: Real Life

Keywords: shark penis penis shark ocean animals sea weird dildo mouth

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eltacosmell

I believe the poor shark swallowed the bait and the hook pulled its stomach out while it got reeled in.
How sad

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chumber01

chumber01

your an idiot

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youfailroy

youfailroy

so did the shark actually bite some animal's penis off?

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MikeGee

MikeGee

That sharks a dick head.... classic, I would have taken the ET route and called him "Penis breath"

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Amy4Birds

Amy4Birds

How sad. Poor shark.

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