Catblock (The Ultimate Co%kblock)

Director/Writer

Toph Eggers

Actor

Dave Franco

Actor

Jamie-Lynn Sigler

Executive Producer

Funny Or Die

Sound

BoTown Sound

Makeup

Kat Bardot

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WEBVTT 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:11.000 <v Dave Franco> Wait. Wait. Wait. Let me get some drinks. 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:26.000 <v Dave Franco> I see you found the bedroom. 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:30.000 <v Dave Franco> Yeah, okay. 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:38.000 <v Dave Franco> I wasn’t sure you really liked me. 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:41.000 <v Jamie-Lynn Sigler> What do you think now? 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:52.000 [ Cat purring ] 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:54.000 [ Cat meows ] 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:03.000 <v Dave Franco> Okay. Oh. Yeah. 00:01:08.000 --> 00:01:08.500 [ Cat purring ] 00:01:08.600 --> 00:01:09.000 <v Jamie-Lynn Sigler> What? 00:01:09.000 --> 00:01:22.000 <v Dave Franco> Hey buddy, what are you doing down there? Hey, I’m sorry. This is Arturo. He’s a little bit of a cockblock, but look at that little face. How can you be mad at that, right? Yeah. 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:35.000 <v Dave Franco> Oh my god, I’m so. I’m so sorry. Arturo, what are you? Come here, buddy. Come here. No, that’s a bad kitty. Bad kitty. Come on. 00:01:46.500 --> 00:01:47.500 <v Jamie-Lynn Sigler> Come back to bed. 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:50.000 <v Dave Franco> I love you. 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:58.000 <v Dave Franco> Yeah, just go. Just. 00:01:59.000 --> 00:01:59.500 [ Cat meows ] 00:02:00.000 --> 00:02:02.000 <v Dave Franco> We got it. Alright. 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:08.000 [ Extremely loud meow ] 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:10.000 <v Dave Franco> Oh my god, he can’t get out. I’m sorry. 00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:15.000 <v Jamie-Lynn Sigler> I want you. Now! 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:16.000 <v Dave Franco> You just carry that with you? 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:19.000 <v Jamie-Lynn Sigler> I’m gonna turn you inside out. 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:50.000 [ Theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey plays] 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:51.000 [ Cat meow ] 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:54.000 [ Jamie-Lynn Sigler screams in pain ] 00:02:55.000 --> 00:02:57.000 <v Dave Franco> Yeah! What? What? What’s going on? What’s up? You good? 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:05.000 <v Dave Franco> Wait, wait, you’re cool, right? You just need, like, a band-aid, right? Come on, we’re so close. 00:03:07.000 --> 00:03:09.000 <v Jamie-Lynn Sigler> Screw this. I knew I should have gone for Culkin brother. 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:12.000 <v Dave Franco> Wait, wait, was it about the blood? 00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:29.000 [ A woman’s moaning is heard from the computer speakers ] 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:35.000 [ Cat purring ]