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Many years after “happily ever after” Aurora, Ariel, Belle, and Snow White know that married life is anything but a fairy tale.
Published February 06, 2014 2.8m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Aurora: Amy Albert
Phillip: Nick Cobb
Ariel: Kat Nelson
Eric: Ross Buran
Belle: Jessica Carter Ramsey
Beast: Michael Murphy
Snow: Melissa O’Brien
Prince: Kristian Jenkins
Writer/Director: Sean Boring
Producer: Katie Barreira
Assistant Director: Nick Logsdon
Editor: Adam Rose-Levy
DP: Adam Rose-Levy
1st AC: Brodin Plett
Gaffer: Tanner Hall
Sound: Johnny Kukral
Hair/Makeup: Rebecca Corona
Graphic Designer: Damon Chin
Special Thanks: Lindsay Kerns, Michelle Fox, Rachel Goldenberg, Juliet Seniff, Andy Bush, Jack Allison, Lisa Lumar, Aaron Ulrich and Chris Singel

1

Ariel: We really don't
have a lot in common.

2

Eric: (laughs) We should have dated for
more than 3 days before we got married.

3

Ariel: It was definitely a whirlwind.

4

One minute I'm learning
about snarfblats from Scuttle

5

and then I saved Eric from drowning

6

and then I totally made
out with his statue

7

and then I twerked with the turtles
while the trout rocked it out

8

and the blackfish, she sings and then I-

9

Eric: I should be clear, she did not
talk for most of the time we dated.

10

Phillip: I thought she slept before,
she hit 40 she naps constantly.

11

My balls are bluer than Merryweather.

12

Aurora: You know, Maleficent
was right about one thing.

13

My life would end due to a little
prick just not one on a spinning wheel.

14

Eric: Yuuuuhh.

15

Beast: I come to bed
every night, you know,

16

trying to put her service to the test

17

and she's got her nose buried in
her thousandth book for the week.

18

Belle: There was a bit of false
advertising with the name Beast.

19

Yeah.

20

Snow: (singing) I'm wishing for
the one I love, to put down,

21

Prince: Ugh.

22

Ariel: Your hair today looks so pretty.

23

That dinglehopper you've been using
is doing wonders with your hair.

24

Eric: Oh Eric, you know that word is fork.

25

I've been a human for 8 years and
yet I can't seem to remember that.

26

Phillip: I'll own up to that,
I don't have a huge dick-

27

Aurora: I'm not talking about that.

28

Phillip: But I dress like
the shit, I'm a good provider

29

and I'm a fucking prince.

30

Prince: I just don't see why leaving
the toilet seat up is such a big deal.

31

Snow: Thanks to your pubic
hair all over the place,

32

the bowl has a thicker beard than Bashful.

33

Prince: Oh come on.

34

Beast: How much more effort does it
take to put a dish in the dishwasher

35

instead of letting it
soak in the sink, huh?

36

Belle: Oh, we live in an enchanted castle.

37

The last time I put something in the
dishwasher it told me to go fork myself.

38

Ariel: Well Sebastian never liked tyou.

39

Eric: Yeah, when's the
last time you saw him?

40

You haven't, he was fucking delicious.

41

Phillip: Do you know how much
money it takes to satisfy her?

42

The bed that I had to buy?

43

Beast: If it doesn't have eyes
you can put it in the dishwasher.

44

Belle: (shouts) They don't all have eyes.

45

Beast: If it doesn't sing a song,
if it doesn't sing a fucking song-

46

Belle: (shouts) Well
some of them sing songs!

47

Beast: (shouts) You can
put it in the dishwasher!

48

Ariel: Yeah, go to hell Eric.

49

Eric: Okay, you better watch it hun

50

or I'm going to throw your ass
out on the, what's that word?

51

Oh yeah, street.

52

Fucking-

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