Many years after “happily ever after” Aurora, Ariel, Belle, and Snow White know that married life is anything but a fairy tale.
Published February 06, 2014 3.2m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Aurora: Amy Albert
Phillip: Nick Cobb
Ariel: Kat Nelson
Eric: Ross Buran
Belle: Jessica Carter Ramsey
Beast: Michael Murphy
Snow: Melissa O’Brien
Prince: Kristian Jenkins
Writer/Director: Sean Boring
Producer: Katie Barreira
Assistant Director: Nick Logsdon
Editor: Adam Rose-Levy
DP: Adam Rose-Levy
1st AC: Brodin Plett
Gaffer: Tanner Hall
Sound: Johnny Kukral
Hair/Makeup: Rebecca Corona
Graphic Designer: Damon Chin
Special Thanks: Lindsay Kerns, Michelle Fox, Rachel Goldenberg, Juliet Seniff, Andy Bush, Jack Allison, Lisa Lumar, Aaron Ulrich and Chris Singel

Kat Nelson: We really don't
have a lot in common.
Ross Buran: (laughs) We should have dated for
more than 3 days before we got married.
Kat Nelson: It was definitely a whirlwind.
Kat Nelson: One minute I'm learning
about snarfblats from Scuttle
Kat Nelson: and then I saved Eric from drowning
Kat Nelson: and then I totally made
out with his statue
Kat Nelson: and then I twerked with the turtles
while the trout rocked it out
Kat Nelson: and the blackfish, she sings and then I-
Ross Buran: I should be clear, she did not
talk for most of the time we dated.
Nick Cobb: I thought she slept before,
she hit 40 she naps constantly.
Nick Cobb: My balls are bluer than Merryweather.
Amy Albert: You know, Maleficent
was right about one thing.
Amy Albert: My life would end due to a little
prick just not one on a spinning wheel.
Ross Buran: Yuuuuhh.
Michael Murphy: I come to bed
every night, you know,
Michael Murphy: trying to put her service to the test
Michael Murphy: and she's got her nose buried in
her thousandth book for the week.
Jessica Carter Ramsey: There was a bit of false
advertising with the name Beast.
Jessica Carter Ramsey: Yeah.
Melissa O'Brien: (singing) I'm wishing for
the one I love,
Melissa O'Brien: (singing) to put down, to put down,
the seat, the seat
Kristian Jenkins: Ugh.
Kat Nelson: Your hair today looks so pretty.
Kat Nelson: That dinglehopper you've been using
is doing wonders with your hair.
Ross Buran: Oh Eric, you know that word is fork.
Ross Buran: I've been a human for 8 years and
yet I can't seem to remember that.
Nick Cobb: I'll own up to that,
I don't have a huge dick-
Amy Albert: I'm not talking about that.
Nick Cobb: But I dress like
the shit, I'm a good provider
Nick Cobb: and I'm a fucking prince.
Kristian Jenkins: I just don't see why leaving
the toilet seat up is such a big deal.
Melissa O'Brien: Thanks to your pubic
hair all over the place,
Melissa O'Brien: the bowl has a thicker beard than Bashful.
Kristian Jenkins: Oh come on.
Michael Murphy: How much more effort does it
take to put a dish in the dishwasher
Michael Murphy: instead of letting it
soak in the sink, huh?
Jessica Carter Ramsey: Oh, we live in an enchanted castle.
Jessica Carter Ramsey: The last time I put something in the
dishwasher it told me to go fork myself.
Kat Nelson: Well Sebastian never liked tyou.
Ross Buran: Yeah, when's the
last time you saw him?
Ross Buran: You haven't, he was fucking delicious.
Nick Cobb: Do you know how much
money it takes to satisfy her?
Nick Cobb: The bed that I had to buy?
Michael Murphy: If it doesn't have eyes
you can put it in the dishwasher.
Jessica Carter Ramsey: (shouts) They don't all have eyes.
Michael Murphy: If it doesn't sing a song,
if it doesn't sing a fucking song-
Jessica Carter Ramsey: (shouts) Well
some of them sing songs!
Michael Murphy: (shouts) You can
put it in the dishwasher!
Kat Nelson: Yeah, go to hell Eric.
Ross Buran: Okay, you better watch it hun
Ross Buran: or I'm going to throw your ass
out on the...
Ross Buran: What's that word?
Ross Buran: Oh yeah, street.