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Many years after “happily ever after” Aurora, Ariel, Belle, and Snow White know that married life is anything but a fairy tale.
Published February 06, 2014 3.1m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Aurora: Amy Albert
Phillip: Nick Cobb
Ariel: Kat Nelson
Eric: Ross Buran
Belle: Jessica Carter Ramsey
Beast: Michael Murphy
Snow: Melissa O’Brien
Prince: Kristian Jenkins
Writer/Director: Sean Boring
Producer: Katie Barreira
Assistant Director: Nick Logsdon
Editor: Adam Rose-Levy
DP: Adam Rose-Levy
1st AC: Brodin Plett
Gaffer: Tanner Hall
Sound: Johnny Kukral
Hair/Makeup: Rebecca Corona
Graphic Designer: Damon Chin
Special Thanks: Lindsay Kerns, Michelle Fox, Rachel Goldenberg, Juliet Seniff, Andy Bush, Jack Allison, Lisa Lumar, Aaron Ulrich and Chris Singel

Ariel: We really don't
have a lot in common.
Eric: (laughs) We should have dated for
more than 3 days before we got married.
Ariel: It was definitely a whirlwind.
One minute I'm learning
about snarfblats from Scuttle
and then I saved Eric from drowning
and then I totally made
out with his statue
and then I twerked with the turtles
while the trout rocked it out
and the blackfish, she sings and then I-
Eric: I should be clear, she did not
talk for most of the time we dated.
Phillip: I thought she slept before,
she hit 40 she naps constantly.
My balls are bluer than Merryweather.
Aurora: You know, Maleficent
was right about one thing.
My life would end due to a little
prick just not one on a spinning wheel.
Eric: Yuuuuhh.
Beast: I come to bed
every night, you know,
trying to put her service to the test
and she's got her nose buried in
her thousandth book for the week.
Belle: There was a bit of false
advertising with the name Beast.
Yeah.
Snow: (singing) I'm wishing for
the one I love, to put down,
Prince: Ugh.
Ariel: Your hair today looks so pretty.
That dinglehopper you've been using
is doing wonders with your hair.
Eric: Oh Eric, you know that word is fork.
I've been a human for 8 years and
yet I can't seem to remember that.
Phillip: I'll own up to that,
I don't have a huge dick-
Aurora: I'm not talking about that.
Phillip: But I dress like
the shit, I'm a good provider
and I'm a fucking prince.
Prince: I just don't see why leaving
the toilet seat up is such a big deal.
Snow: Thanks to your pubic
hair all over the place,
the bowl has a thicker beard than Bashful.
Prince: Oh come on.
Beast: How much more effort does it
take to put a dish in the dishwasher
instead of letting it
soak in the sink, huh?
Belle: Oh, we live in an enchanted castle.
The last time I put something in the
dishwasher it told me to go fork myself.
Ariel: Well Sebastian never liked tyou.
Eric: Yeah, when's the
last time you saw him?
You haven't, he was fucking delicious.
Phillip: Do you know how much
money it takes to satisfy her?
The bed that I had to buy?
Beast: If it doesn't have eyes
you can put it in the dishwasher.
Belle: (shouts) They don't all have eyes.
Beast: If it doesn't sing a song,
if it doesn't sing a fucking song-
Belle: (shouts) Well
some of them sing songs!
Beast: (shouts) You can
put it in the dishwasher!
Ariel: Yeah, go to hell Eric.
Eric: Okay, you better watch it hun
or I'm going to throw your ass
out on the, what's that word?
Oh yeah, street.
Fucking-

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