Paris Hilton Gets Presidential with Martin Sheen from Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton Gets Presidential with Martin Sheen (2:28)
Paris seeks the advice of the most esteemed fake president of our generation.

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Apocalypse John from themidnightshow and JamesAdomian
Apocalypse John (1:53)
John McCain Delivers A Message To America -- or is that Col. Kurtz?
 
LITTLE BRITAIN and PAUL RUDD in Sebastian Love from LittleBritainUSA
LITTLE BRITAIN and PAUL RUDD in ... (1:14)
Even Prime Ministers get jealous.
 
How to Turn a Speeding Ticket into a Felony from That Happened!
How to Turn a Speeding Ticket into a... (1:16)
Be careful pulling out.
 
The Financial Crisis Explained from Quiet Library
The Financial Crisis Explained (2:42)
http://www.quietlibrary.com If you're confused as to why the U.S. economy is go...
 
McCain's Brain #4: The Second Debate from SecretSauce.TV
McCain's Brain #4: The Second Debate (1:46)
What was McCain really thinking during the debates? Listen here! We offer you t...
 
McCain's Roommates Ep. 3 from FOD Team
McCain's Roommates Ep. 3 (2:19)
John's been pretty down lately....
 
Rachael Ray's Corn Porn from That Happened!
Rachael Ray's Corn Porn (1:39)
They had to cut to commercial when she started eating.
 
Debating Tina Fey - New Sarah Palin Sketch!
Debating Tina Fey - New Sarah Palin Sketch!
Check out SNL's new Sarah Palin sketch starring Tina Fey, Queen Latifah, and Jason Sudekis!

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Ninja Cat from That Happened!
Ninja Cat (1:13)
I had a nightmare that was exactly like this.
 
Mitch Hedberg Spills His Guts from standupfan
Mitch Hedberg Spills His Guts (5:13)
Stand-up from Mitch Hedberg.
 
Road Sign Clothesline from That Happened!
Road Sign Clothesline (0:18)
Yee-haw indeed.
 
Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song from Jon Lajoie
Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song (3:37) English Video from Canada
A rap song by motherfuckin' Jon Lajoie.

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Sex Drive with Seth Green from thathouse
Sex Drive with Seth Green (1:44)
i love this!
 
Kurt and Courtney by Kimberly McBride from Kimberly McBride
Kurt and Courtney by Kimberly McBride (3:11)
Not funny...interesting.
 
Cars from Bobby Hacker
Cars (1:36)
Blue Screen Test
 
"Piracy PSA" with Christopher Mintz-Plasse from NOTMS, Judd Apatow, and chrismintzplasse
"Piracy PSA" with Christopher Mintz-... (0:57)
Another PSA from Judd Apatow with Superbad's Christo...

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Early morning clouds to be played by versatile actor William H. Macy.

 

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"hrumph...now there's something you don't see everyday, a lemon filled with apples."
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind Granny Smith on the freeway this morning!"
"Hey, Joey. I told ya I got no depth perception. Tell me again, how many dinosaurs am I supposed to be able to see in the license plate and how many fish in the rear window??"
"Psssst, er, um, I think maybe there's a snow skiier in the trunk, onna count of I see one of them poles stickin out at the bottom."
"And so Tom left to join the peace CORE."
"Frida Kahlo's funeral PIE-er."
"The first ever bumperless crop."
"Man Ray's depiction of a Ford Galaxy."
"Due to the recent credit crunch,this is all he could get when he went to his local savings and loan looking for seed money."
"Convinced that aluminum would no longer guard his thoughts from alien infiltration, Bob filled his car with apples and headed for the hills."
"hrumph...now there's something you don't see everyday, a lemon filled with apples."
                     
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