Spice Boys

Description: part science...part jackass...all donkey...DIRECTOR'S NOTES. I'M STONED RIGHT NOW...AND I'M WATCHING THIS AGAIN AFTER NOT SEEING IT FOR SOME TIME. AND I FEEL THAT I SHOULD PUT THIS PIECE INTO CONTEXT. I WAS ORIGINALLY APPROACHED BY THE BALD GUY TO HELP HIM PUT TOGETHER AN AUDITION REEL FOR MYTHBUSTERS. I CAN SAY THEIR NAME HERE BECAUSE THEY NEVER USED MY FRIEND AND PROBABLY THREW THE REEL IN THE TRASH WITHIN THE FIRST 20 SECONDS...I MEAN AFTER ALL, THEY WANT REAL SCIENTISTS... ANYHOO, WE CALLED THE OTHER GUY, WHO USED TO BE A MATH TEACHER ("SCIENTIST" TO US) AND ASKED IF HE ANY IDEAS. IT WAS HE WHO CAME UP WITH THE BODY TEMPERATURE JALAPENO THING...NOTICE THE ARROGANCE ON BOTH OF THEM...TRYING TO LOOK SO COOL...ONLY TO SEE THAT POMP EVAPORATE FROM THEIR PERSPIRING FACES AND HEADS. THIS FOOTAGE WAS NOT SENT TO MYTHBUSTERS. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN...I THINK THEY WOULD HAVE HAD A SHOT. AFTER ALL, EDISON SAID THAT LIFE WAS ONE PER CENT INSPIRATION...AND 99 PER CENT HOT PEPPER.