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howbout “lets play army….ill lay down and you blow the shit outta me…”
Hey Marty, here is one for ya. I am not following you I am stalking you.
here is your line marty… “is that a vagina in your pants cause i want to have sex with it.” or the always popular “ill stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey.”
Great stuff! Very creative!
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Hey Marty, here is one for ya. I am not following you I am stalking you.
here is your line marty… “is that a vagina in your pants cause i want to have sex with it.” or the always popular “ill stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey.”
Great stuff! Very creative!