Fifty Shades of Blue with Selena Gomez

Actor

Selena Gomez

Actor

Nick Kroll

Executive Producer

Funny Or Die

Writer/Director

lauren

Writer/Director

Lauryn Kahn

Editor

Danny Jelinek

Producer

Betsy Koch

Art Lead

Ellie del Campo

Production Designer

Martin C Vallejo

Makeup

Chris Mills

Producer

MattMazany

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WEBVTT 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:17.000 [Music Playing] [Birds Chirping] 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:18.000 [Doorbell Chimes] 00:00:18.000 --> 00:00:27.000 [Music Playing] 00:00:27.000 --> 00:00:30.000 <v Selena Gomez> Who is this gorgeous guy in front of me? 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:37.000 <v Nick Kroll> Hi. I'm, uh, Cole Blue. I'm a painter. [Coughs] 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:45.000 <v Selena Gomez> His eyes were staring deep into mine. I could feel my cheeks getting flushed. I hope he didn't notice. 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:48.000 <v Nick Kroll> [Coughs] Smells like cat food in here. 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:55.000 <v Nick Kroll> So, you wanna use this? 00:00:55.000 --> 00:01:03.000 <v Selena Gomez> What was that contraption? He was introducing me to a whole new world. And I was ready. 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:05.000 <v Nick Kroll> Hello?! You need caulk or sealant? 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:17.000 <v Selena Gomez> He was still such a mystery to me. Why was he putting sheets on the floor? And why did he give me this gift of paint swatches? He was so complicated. 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:20.000 <v Nick Kroll> My, uh, my dog sleeps with those things. [Coughs] 00:01:24.000 --> 00:01:27.000 <v Nick Kroll> So, here's the van. She's a beaut, huh? 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:36.000 <v Selena Gomez> I can't believe he was showing me the inside of his van. How many other women had he opened up to like this? I was nervous and excited all at once. 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:49.000 <v Nick Kroll> Why are you biting your lip like that? Watch out. Start bleeding. Heh. [Coughs] You gotta kind of a thick frame. Husky. So you could probably handle this. 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:58.000 <v Lauren> He's not finished painting yet? I don't trust him. He's dangerous! 00:01:58.000 --> 00:02:03.000 <v Selena Gomez> I knew Lauren was just looking out for me, but I knew Carl cared about me. And I felt so safe. 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:07.000 <v Nick Kroll> It's actually great. You could scoop out the belly lint with this thing. 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:18.000 <v Nick Kroll> You could take a picture. It'll last longer. [Coughs] 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:24.000 <v Selena Gomez> He was so dominating. I had no choice but to obey. He wanted me to document our growing relationship. 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:25.000 <v Nick Kroll> Are you really gonna take a picture? [Coughs] 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:26.000 [Camera Shutter] 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:27.000 <v Selena Gomez> It was our first photo. 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:36.000 <v Nick Kroll> [Coughs] All right. Here's your bill. 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:45.000 <v Selena Gomez> I didn't want him to go. I felt a pang in my stomach. I'd never felt like this about a man before. The thought of never seeing him again was agonizing. 00:02:50.000 --> 00:03:06.000 <v Nick Kroll> So, I'm just gonna...OK. You've, uh, not signed it. You've just put your number on here and then hugs and kisses. OK. Well, for a girl that doesn't talk at all, you have full-on creeped me out. This has been bizarre. 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:16.000 <v Selena Gomez> The last remnants of Carl Blue were still fresh in my mind. He had changed me. I'll never be the same. 00:03:17.000 --> 00:03:27.000 [Music Playing]