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When we're at home and not in trouble for things we sometimes have done, we do field shows for football games. This one was in honor of the most famous guy in Sacramento right now, Arnold Schwarzenegger, because we had a really hard time coming up with stuff to say about Sac State. See transcript for the words--the stadium's audio is awful. « less
And now, back from the future to conceive humanity’s savior, it’s TOTOTTILSJUMB!!!
In honor of our new opponents, Sacramento State, we’ve decided to dedicate the show to our illustrious governor: Arnold Schwarzennegger! Many criticize our naturalized governor, but a quick look at his accomplishments reveals the amazing work he’s done. Unlike most politicians, Arnold launched his geopolitical career by stripping half naked, killing a horde of snake warriors, and punching a camel. And between Arnold and a witchdoctor bent on conquering the world, who’s really the barbarian?
Formation: Sword. Arnold fights an animal, possibly the squirrel or pig from an old show
Song: Battle Without Honor or Humanity
Video Board: Conan the Gubernatorian
While people may have criticized Arnold’s stance against social services, they almost never mention his much more adamant stance against evil robots. Arnold should know; unlike 9 out of 10 American governors, Arnold was born somewhere else: the future.
Formation: Arnold fights a robot. The band form a movie screen shaped rectangle around them.
Song: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronge
Video Board: Vote NO on prop. 350: Skynet
When other politicians are too scared to take a stance on the issues, The Governator defends America’s interests with blood, sweat, and Austrian ingenuity. Some politicians make vague statements like “go back to where you came from, space invaders.” Or, “we need to defend our celestial borders from these space invaders.” Arnold doesn’t make statements, he goes mano-a-mano with human hunters from beyond the stars. Arnold’s actions speak louder than his words. Arnold’s actions, speak American.
Formation: A stereotypical UFO
Song: Como Ves
Video Board: An end to predatory politics
With the state’s funds the way they are, Arnold has had little choice but to slash our schools' budgets to the bone. But then he did something nobody expected: he went undercover, switching places with kindergarten teacher to seek and destroy waste in the school system. Along the way he learned that while tough-as-nails drug cops make wonderful kindergarten teachers, unfortunately kindergarten teachers make awful drug cops.
Formation: Police Shield ->Heart
Arnold gets chased by a few bandies on their knees
Song: Law and Order Theme
Video Board: The 5-O and the 5 y.o.
But alas, all good things must come to an end. Here’s hoping our next governor will be as willing to take a bullet, lift infinity pounds, and use a freeze ray on a plastic-chested George Clooney. And while Arnold probably won’t be returning to politics, we’ll be returning to the field for halftime. That’s right, we came up with an excuse to say it: I’LL BE BACK! You’ve been watching TOTOTTILSJUMB.