The Washington Redskins refuse to change their name. We're gonna do it for them.
Published September 11, 2014 91k views More Info »
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Adam Lustic
D'Arcy Carden
Phil Jackson
Shelly Slocum
Ayla Slocum
Emiana Slocum
Matt Mazanay
Sean Dacanay
Director - Andy Bush
Writer - Travis Helwig
Producer - Jason Carden
DP - Aaron Ulrich
Grip - Matt Sweeney
Wardrobe - Tala Bakhtar
Hair/Make-up - Ashley Hooker
Sound - Kayla Croft for BoTown Sound
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Editor - Kegan Swyers
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> IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE A
HUMAN IN THE YEAR 2014
YOU KNOW IT'S OUTRAGEOUS
FOR A TEAM TO CALL THEMSELVES
THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS.
WELL WE'VE GOT SOME GOOD NEWS,
AND SOME BAD NEWS.

> THE BAD NEWS IS THAT
DAN SNYDER,
WASHINGTON REDSKINS OWNER,
AND ALLEGED KKK MEMBER IS
REFUSING TO CHANGE THE NAME.

> THE GOOD NEWS
IS WE HAVE A SOLUTION.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO CALL
THEM SOMETHING ELSE.

> AND IT'S GOING TO BE
SOMETHING THEY'LL NEVER
WANT TO BE CALLED.

> IF ENOUGH OF US STOP
CALLING THEM THE REDSKINS, AND
START CALLING THEM BY OUR
TERRIBLE NAME, THEN WE CAN
HOLD THEM HOSTAGE UNTIL
THEY STOP BEING ASS HOLES.

> HERE AT FUNNY OR DIE WE
PUT OUR GREATEST MINDS
TOGETHER TO THINK OF CATCHY
YET TERRIBLE NAMES WE
COULD CALL THE TEAM.

> NAMES LIKE...

> WASHINGTON WATER BOARDS.

> THE WASHINGTON CANCERS.

> THE WASHINGTON INFIDELITIES.

> BUT IN THE END WE SETTLED
ON A NAME FUN FOR
EVERYONE TO SAY, BUT STILL
TERRIBLE ENOUGH THAT PROVEN
SLAVE OWNER DAN SNYDER WOULD
STILL WANT TO CHANGE IT.

> WE'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE
YOU TO WASHINGTON'S NEW
FOOTBALL TEAM.
THE WASHINGTON BONERCATS.
(sound of a something springing up)

> HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF
HOW YOU CAN USE THE NAME.

> I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS.
RG III IS THE BEST
PLAYER WASHINGTON HAS.
BONERCAT NATION!

> AND I'M A BIG NEW YORK
GIANTS FAN BUT I THINK
THE BONERCATS ARE GOING TO
HAVE A TOUGH TEAM TO BEAT.

> UH, I'M SORRY BECKA, I CAN'T
GO OUT TONIGHT, MY
DAD'S BEING A DICK. HE GETS THIS
WAY ANYTIME THE BONERCATS LOSE.

> WE'VE BEEN WASHINGTON FANS
IN THIS FAMILY FOR YEARS.

> GO BONERCATS.

> SO IF YOU'RE A SPORTS WRITER
WRITING ABOUT THE
BIG GAME ON SUNDAY DON'T FORGET
TO CALL WASHINGTON BY
IT'S NEW NAME.

> AND IF YOU'RE JUST A
CASUAL FAN
MAKE SURE THAT ANYONE WHO
USES WASHINGTON'S OLD NAME
KNOWS THAT THEY ARE BEING
COMPLICIT IN THEIR RACISM
OF A STUBBORN BILLIONAIRE.

> TOGETHER WE CAN FORCE
DAN SNYDER, CAPTAIN OF
MULTIPLE LYNCH MOBS TO
CHANGE THE NAME OF
HIS FOOTBALL TEAM.

> PLUS WE'LL GET TO SAY
BONERCATS A WHOLE
BUNCH OF TIMES.
THAT'LL BE PRETTY FUN.

> SO FUN TO SAY--

> IT'S AWESOME.

> --BONERCATS!
(sound of a police siren)
(music plays)

> MEOW.
(grunting sounds)

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