Sarah Palin Media Addict

Sarah Palin goes into extreme withdrawal during a month without her favorite drug -- the press.

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Gina Gershon

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Peter Moses

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Funny Or Die

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WEBVTT 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:17.000 [Laughing] 00:00:17.000 --> 00:00:20.000 <v Gina Gershon> I'm telling you, this is the best vacation I ever had. 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:22.000 [Laughing] 00:00:25.000 --> 00:00:30.000 <v Gina Gershon> So very cold. Todd. Get your hands off me! 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:40.000 <v Gina Gershon> Katie, Katie, hi. Listen, I-I-I-I-I'll do whatever you want. I-I'll talk magazines, newspapers, porn. Y-y-you wanna know the porn I read? 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:41.000 <v Gina Gershon> Levi Johnson? I fu**ed him. 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:43.000 [Applause] 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:52.000 <v Gina Gershon> You know, Oprah, I'm glad ya asked that. Of course Trig wasn't mine. It was Track's or Bristol's. One of em. [Laughs] 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:55.000 [Audience Clapping and Cheering] 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:56.000 <v Gina Gershon> [Yelling] 00:00:56.000 --> 00:01:02.000 <v Gina Gershon> No, no. No pictures. [Camera Clicks] Gosh. I can't go anywhere without everyone trying to take my picture. [Camera Clicks] 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:06.000 <v Gina Gershon> Journalists should not manufacture a blood libel. 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:11.000 <v Gina Gershon> Oh, Todd. Come on, Todd. I'm not gonna hurt ya! 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:19.000 <v Gina Gershon> That serves only to incite the very violence they purport to. Purport. Poor purt. Porpoise? 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:25.000 <v Gina Gershon> Hey, Russians. Can I borrow some of your painkillers? [Laughing] I can see Russia from my vagina. 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:36.000 <v Gina Gershon> Forgive me, oh spirits of the beasts. Mother bear and sister caribou, I cry out to you in solidarity and pain. 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:42.000 <v Gina Gershon> Did I do good, dad? Did I kill it good? I love it when you love me, dad. 00:01:42.000 --> 00:01:46.000 [Music Playing] 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:58.000 <v Gina Gershon> Every minute I stay here I get weaker. And every minute Katie Couric squats in the bush she gets stronger. [Glass Shattering] Each time I look around the walls move in a little tighter. 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:12.000 <v Gina Gershon> [Clears Throat] Mm. What? What do you mean there's only twenty-eight days in February? 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:20.000 <v Gina Gershon> [Laughing]