Opportunities

Gun violence is creating some exciting new job opportunities -- for the few who live to see them.
RyanPerez
Writer/Director/Editor

Brandon Johnson
Actor

Funny Or Die
Executive Producer

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  • Brilliant.
  • That was great!!!
  • Holy Mackerel
  • So nice I watched it twice!
  • LOVE this.
  • Pfft. You should lock us all up, hard to shoot other people then. Don't forget to take our forks and knives too! Funny video, despite the totally absurd ideology behind it.
  • Ban guns and replace with criminals exclusively owning guns and more stabbings. If you think limiting weapons will decrease violence you are retarded.
  • good this....
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  • All this talk of guns makes me cranky and itchy in the face. Reminds me of a giraffe. Wanna talk about cranky? Giraffe, it sleeps 20 minutes a night. Has to live off berries. Up in the trees. On account of that long neck and those asshole lions. Do not be surprised when I tell you, I'd take a long neck over a Colt .45 any day of the week. Hands down.
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