This song is a slated performance to be within the opening scene of an all-new and... more »
This song is a slated performance to be within the opening scene of an all-new and fresh broad comedy screenplay. The number is played-out in a dream, envisioned by the lead character - revealing his personality as that of a twisted oddball.
In the lead player's sleep-state, this melody may be (but actually, we don’t know for certain, and no, the guy is not some sort of racist, just entertainingly out-of-the-ordinary), a "fantasy-come-true," even though the lyrics poke fun at whites by mentioning only silly attributes of the bwana devils. Seriously, the concept and lyrics are just plain funny.
Well, “plain” with extra frosting.
Really, what is WRONG with you? The bit is tuh-roooly funny!!! I mean this whole presentation didn’t just pop into existence freely, or arrive in a box of Wheaties,* now did it?!.
This entirely unique premise had to be laboriously conceived. Yeah, and then I had to make the “album” cover. Did you think really, really good graphics like that just fall from the sky? Plus, I had to perform the song myself because every black guy I spoke to on the matter said he’d "jack" me if I came into his neighborhood again.
Okay look, I’m sick of dealing with you. Go watch a little kitty video or something. Yeah, that’s more your speed - a video where a cat chases a flashlight beam on the carpet. Clearly, you wouldn’t know original humor if it stood up and overcharged you for those stupid pants you wear all the time.
*”Wheaties” is a registered Trademark of General Mills and is used here without permission of the corporate board of General Mills. But what are they going to do, sue me? Ooooh, I’m sooo scared. Yeah, that’s what they’re going to do, sue someone who makes a video-thing where I didn’t even mention “Wheaties,” All I ever say in the song is about “Coco Puffs*”
* “Coco Puffs” is a registered Trademark of Nabisco and is used here without the permission of the owners or legal share holders of Nabisco. Which doesn’t matter, because the Coca Puff people are good, unless they sue me, then they’re a bunch of criminals.
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