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Drew's been worried sick all night waiting for Alex to come home.
Published April 30, 2014 54k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Writers/Directors/Actors - Alex Richanbach & Drew Brooks
Director of Photography - Jonathan Nicholas
Editor - Collin Pittier
Make Up - Emily Rae
Camera Operator - Matt Sweeney
Sound - JP Robelot for BoTown Sound

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JESUS, MAN.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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I WENT OUT FOR A COUPLE OF
DRINKS, AND IT WENT LATE.

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HAVE YOU BEEN SITTING HERE
WAITING FOR ME ALL NIGHT?

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I WAS NIGHT READING MAN.

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SO, OUT GETTING A COUPLE OF
DRINKS. THAT'S FUNNY.

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(LAUGHS LOUDLY)

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THAT'S REALLY FUNNY MAN, BECAUSE
I DIDN'T GET AN INVITE.

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IT'S ALSO WEIRD, AND A LITTLE BIT SHADY.

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YEAH, I DIDN'T INVITE YOU
BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ENJOYED YOURSELF.

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OH, HE KNOWS ME NOW.

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HE KNOWS ALL ABOUT ME.

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ALL OF A SUDDEN HE KNOWS
EVERYTHING. HE KNOWS HOW I TICK,

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AND HOW I TOCK, HE KNOWS
ALL ABOUT ME. (LAUGHS) OK.

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WELL YEAH, I MEAN I KNOW YOU PRETTY
MUCH BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE.

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OH, HEY, HE FUCKING KNOWS ME.

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ALL OF THE SEVEN COUPLE OF YEARS
THAT WE'VE HUNG OUT TOGETHER, SUDDENLY

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HE JUST KNOWS ALL ABOUT ME. (LAUGHS)

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WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? MAN, I'M
TIRED, AND I'M JUST GOING TO GO TO BED.

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I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED. YOU KNOW
WHY I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED?

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BECAUSE I KNOW YOU MAN, AND I'M
SICK AND TIRED TOO.

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WHO WERE YOU WITH?

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I'M NOT DOING THIS.

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SAID THE GUY WHO WAS GUILTY.

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CASEY.

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I FUCKING KNEW
IT MAN. CASEY.

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OOH, I'M CASEY. I HAVE TWO ARMS,
AND TWO LEGS, AND I TALK LIKE

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A FUCKING PERSON.

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HEY I'M CASEY. HEY EVERYBODY
GIVE ME DRINKS. I LOVE THIRD EYE BLIND.

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I'M CASEY.

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FUCKING STUPID MAN.

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CASEY IS A GIRL.

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I KNOW THAT.

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OK. I'M GOING TO BED.
I'LL TALK TO YOU IN THE MORNING.

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OH, FINE.

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I JUST HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION.

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(SNIFFS)

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WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE PERFUME?

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BECAUSE MY NEW BEST FRIEND CASEY
WEARS GIRLS PERFUME.

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WE WERE OUT BANGING JAGER, TALKING TO CHICKS, RUBBING

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HER BODY, SMELLING EACH OTHER.

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SHUT UP.

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I BET THAT FEELS GOOD.
GETTING IT OUT.

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NO, BECAUSE NONE OF IT'S TRUE
MAN. I WENT OUT WITH A VERY NICE

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GIRL NAMED CASEY. WE KISS A
LITTLE BIT WHICH IS WHY I SMELL

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LIKE PERFUME. THAT'S AS FAR AS
IT WENT, AND I WAS COMING HOME TO

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TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT. MAYBE GET
A LITTLE BIT OF ADVICE BUT YOU'RE

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ACTING LIKE A WEIRDO.

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SO I'M GOING TO BED.

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FINE.

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CUZ I'M LEAVING.

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GOOD NIGHT.

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GOOD NIGHT.

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I'M GOING TO BE BACK, BECAUSE
I'M GOING TO 7-ELEVEN, AND

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I'M GOING TO GET US COFFEE.
IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT, BECAUSE I THINK

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WE PROBABLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
THIS WAS A PRETTY EXCITING NIGHT FOR YOU.

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I DIDN'T KNOW CASEY.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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WOW, YOU GUYS KISSED. OH MY GOD.
HOW DO YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE?

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JUST KIDDING BUDDY BECAUSE I
KNOW YA, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
BLACK RIGHT?

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YEAH!

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