I'm the Best Rapper - A power ballad.

Inspired by Richard Marx and Biggie Smalls. Most rap experts and everyone who isn't an asshole has come to the conclusion that Defenestrator is BY FAR the best rapper who ever... more »

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Description: Inspired by Richard Marx and Biggie Smalls. Most rap experts and everyone who isn't an asshole has come to the conclusion that Defenestrator is BY FAR the best rapper who ever lived in the whole world. But - what's it like? Here, Defenestrator looks back on his days as a jean-short wearing tough wearing ear-cuffs in small-town America.

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Keywords: Rap Awesome Best Rapper Ever Richard Marx Power Power Ballad

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I remember when I was young,
staring at my poster at KRS One.
Hangin' out at the Dairy Queen,
givin' you a reach-around while reachin' for my dreams.
Kickin' rhymes in Tommy's garage,
makin' out with Gina in the backseat of my Dodge.
Finga' fuckin' in the old school way,
learnin' how to rap with a crazee DJ.

I'm the best rapper in the world, and baby, you're my girl.