I'm the Best Rapper - A power ballad.
Inspired by Richard Marx and Biggie Smalls. Most rap experts and everyone who isn't an asshole has come to the conclusion that Defenestrator is BY FAR the best rapper who ever... more »
Inspired by Richard Marx and Biggie Smalls.
Most rap experts and everyone who isn't an asshole has come to the conclusion that Defenestrator is BY FAR the best rapper who ever lived in the whole world. But - what's it like? Here, Defenestrator looks back on his days as a jean-short wearing tough wearing ear-cuffs in small-town America. « less
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Gordon Eick
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Johnathon Amayo - Director
Michael Cyrulnik - Shreddin', Face-Meltin' and Wailin.'
Johnathon Amayo - Director
Michael Cyrulnik - Shreddin', Face-Meltin' and Wailin.'
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Inspired by Richard Marx and Biggie Smalls.
Most rap experts and everyone who isn't an asshole has come to the conclusion that Defenestrator is BY FAR the best rapper who ever lived in the whole world. But - what's it like? Here, Defenestrator looks back on his days as a jean-short wearing tough wearing ear-cuffs in small-town America.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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I remember when I was young,
staring at my poster at KRS One.
Hangin' out at the Dairy Queen,
givin' you a reach-around while reachin' for my dreams.
Kickin' rhymes in Tommy's garage,
makin' out with Gina in the backseat of my Dodge.
Finga' fuckin' in the old school way,
learnin' how to rap with a crazee DJ.
I'm the best rapper in the world, and baby, you're my girl.
staring at my poster at KRS One.
Hangin' out at the Dairy Queen,
givin' you a reach-around while reachin' for my dreams.
Kickin' rhymes in Tommy's garage,
makin' out with Gina in the backseat of my Dodge.
Finga' fuckin' in the old school way,
learnin' how to rap with a crazee DJ.
I'm the best rapper in the world, and baby, you're my girl.
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