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How to orchestrate a home invasion!
Published April 02, 2008 450k views Immortal More Info ยป
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Additional Credits:
Starring The Hollywood Entertainment Industry's Jack McBrayer.
Written by Amy Rhodes and Bryan Safi. Directed by Drew Antzis.
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Published April 02, 2008

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Oh, hello.
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I'm the Hollywood entertainment
industry's Jack McBrayer.
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You may recognize me from
the Broadway smash, "Wicked,"
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my role as Sean Penn in the
hard-hitting "21 Grams,"
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or as Backup Dancer Number 3
in Pretty Ricky's "My Body,
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Your Body."
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[SINGING] My body, your body.
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I'd like to welcome
you to my show,
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"Living 'Neath the Law
with Jack McBrayer."
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Today, I'm going to talk to
you about how to successfully
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orchestrate a home invasion.
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Come along.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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You've got a job,
but other people
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have better jobs, which
means the shit they own is
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better than the shit you own.
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That ain't no way to live.
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Go get what's yours.
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When invading a home, hit
the door hard, and come
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in with your Glock drawn.
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Let the homeowners know if
that they don't act cool,
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shells are going to
start hittin' the floor.
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Those motherfuckers will line
up real quick, allowing you
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time to fill up on
a mad loot take.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Before leaving, search the
freezer for Hot Pockets,
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and tell the homeowners
that if they go to the cops,
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you'll smash their
teeth in with your foot.
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Delightful.
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This is Jack McBrayer
reminding you,
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you don't have to look like
a criminal to live like one.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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