SEEKING: Just a "nice" guy. Does not have to be interesting, talented,... more »
SEEKING: Just a "nice" guy. Does not have to be interesting, talented, confident, attractive, funny, motivated, healthy, generous, unique, capable, friendly, or nice.
ABOUT ME: I promise I will never get fat! Unless I'm already fat. Do you think I'm fat? I'm so fat.
ABOUT YOU: If you are my dream guy, you seriously just exist. Like, you don't have to prove anything to me, including whether you and I have any chemistry whatsoever, or share any interests. Come on, do you think I'm shallow or something?
If, on the other hand, you would like to see my credentials I totally understand. You gotta be picky. You deserve the best. You are YOU! (whoever you are) « less
Music: Zachary Bernstein Lyrics: Julia Griswold and Nikki (2K) Muller Shot by: Anthony Backman and Leigh Wulff Cast: Juliette Angeli, Zachary Bernstein, Chairman Barnes, Curt Bonnem, Perry Daniel, Joe Fria, Eric Giancoli, Ed Goodman, Julia Griswold, Franci Montgomery, Mandi Moss, Nikki Muller, Laura Napoli, Natasha Norman, Ari Radousky, Jenelle Riley, Scot Shamblin, Nathan Wellman, Colin Willkie