The "Nice" Guys of L.A.

Description: SEEKING: Just a "nice" guy. Does not have to be interesting, talented, confident, attractive, funny, motivated, healthy, generous, unique, capable, friendly, or nice. ABOUT ME: I promise I will never get fat! Unless I'm already fat. Do you think I'm fat? I'm so fat. ABOUT YOU: If you are my dream guy, you seriously just exist. Like, you don't have to prove anything to me, including whether you and I have any chemistry whatsoever, or share any interests. Come on, do you think I'm shallow or something? If, on the other hand, you would like to see my credentials I totally understand. You gotta be picky. You deserve the best. You are YOU! (whoever you are)