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Uzo Aduba auditioned for every single role in Orange is the New Black before being cast as Crazy Eyes.
Published June 10, 2014 1.4m views Immortal More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Writer/Director: LP
Editor: Caleb Swyers
Producer: Bette Bentley
Producer: Betsy Koch
Starring: Uzo Aduba
DP: Jonathan Nichols
Coordinator: Becca Scheuer
AC: Ray Lee
Gaffer: Adam Bial
Key Grip: Matt Diamond
Sound: Ryan Kaiser
Hair: Jamika Wilson
Makeup: Jessica Smalls
Wardrobe: Tala Bakhtar
PA: Cole MacFarlane
Hair/Mu FX: Brenna Haukedahl

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(BIG SIGH)

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HI, I'M UZO.

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UM, LOVE THE SCRIPT, LOVE THE STORIES.
ALL THE CHARACTERS INCREDIBLE,

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ALL OF THEM. CAN'T WAIT.

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SO LET'S GET THIS. WE GOT THIS.

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WE GOT THIS.

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OOH, I FEEL THAT.

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OOK.

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HOLD ON, I JUST NEED LIKE 2 SECONDS.

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HAA...

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WOO...

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(LONG EXHALE)

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(BEEP)

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UZO ADUBA.

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READING FOR TAYSTEE.

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SO, THERE I AM, TOPLESS SITTING IN
A CONSTRUCTION SITE, AND

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BARBECUE SAUCE ALL OVER MY TITTIES,
AND I'M LIKE WHAT THE FUCK? AGAIN?

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(BEEP)

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I'M UZO, AND I'M READING FOR
POUSSEY. MY NAME IS POUSSEY.

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(SPEAKS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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SKEET, SKEET.

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(SPEAKS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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YEAH, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT SHIT?

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SKEET, SKEET.

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(GIRL'S VOICE): NONE OF
THAT WAS FRENCH.

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IT IS... (SPEAKS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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BITCH. FUCK YA'LL.

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YA'LL SKEET-SKEET, SKEET-SKEET.

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(GIRL'S VOICE) ARE YOU DOING LIL WAYNE?

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(BEEP)

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

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FUCK YOU PIPER.

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FUCK PIPER.

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FUCK ME PIPER.

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ARE YOU FUCKING ME?

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PIPER, ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME?

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FUCKING PIPPER. WOAH. WOAH, SORRY.

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(BEEP)

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YOU COME AND YOU TASTE THE
BORSCHT. I CAN MAKE IT FOR YOU,

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WHENEVER YOU WANT.

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(BEEP)

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(BLOWS HEAVILY)

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(MAKES A SCORCHING SOUND)

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(SHIVERS) COLD.

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(BEEP)

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I GOT A GUN IN MY POCKET.
IT'S CALLED A VAGINA.

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(BEEP)

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BLESS THIS AUDITION. PLEASE
BLESS THESE CASTING DIRECTORS.

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(BEEP)

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I HAVE BEEN STARVED OUT, FELT
UP, TEASED, STALKED, THREATENED,

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AND CALLED TAYLOR SWIFT.

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VAGINA!

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(SINGS) ORANGE IS THE...

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(GIRL'S VOICE) CAN YOU BACK UP
A LITTLE BIT, AND WE'LL TRY THAT?

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IT DOESN'T WORK FROM HERE?

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(GIRL'S VOICE) NO, IT'S TOO CLOSE.

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HOW ABOUT HERE?

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(SINGS) NEW...

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I DON'T EVEN REALLY EVEN HAVE TO BE
ON CAMERA. I'M OK WITH DOING

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SOMETHING IN THE BACK, IF YOU WANT
ME TO BE, I DON'T KNOW, IF

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YOU NEED A BEST BOY.

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(SINGS)

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(THRUSTING SOUNDS)

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(EXHALES LOUDLY)

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(BELCHES)

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WAIT, I'M SORRY, QUESTION. UM, DO YOU
THINK WE SHOULD MAYBE CHANGE THIS TO

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SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE I DON'T
THINK ANYBODY WOULD EVER ACTUALLY

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CALL ME TAYLOR SWIFT, BECAUSE OF MY...

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(GIRL'S VOICE) OH, WE WANTED
YOU TO READ FOR CRAZY EX.

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CRA...?

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I DIDN'T REALLY CONNECT
WITH THAT CHARACTER.

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