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The video opens with a shot of Jordan Peele. He is sitting with the
Oval Office pictured in the background. Jordan Peele is wearing a dark
suit and red tie, in the style of Barack Obama.
Jordan Peele: My fellow Americans, now there has been some debate in this country about whether or not I was actually born here in the United States. I get it. ******It's a valid question, so to stop this silly debate, behold a birth certificate. Get it onto the computer screen*****
A birth certificate appears on the screen. It indicates that Barack Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii.
Jordan Peele (voiceover): Boom. *****To reference a boss, birthed from US citizens.******
The shot cuts back to Jordan Peele sitting in the Oval Office.
Jordan Peele: Now that there are no more distractions, I would like to address some other equally valid concerns about me. First, am I a vampire? Steve, can I have a mirror.
Someone offscreen hands a mirror to Jordan Peele. Jordan Peele holds the mirror up so his face can be seen in it.
Jordan Peele: Now, as you know, vampires have no reflections. There I am, right there. So, that is proof. Next valid concern: on the day I was elected, some Republicans started saying it was opposite day. But, if you think about calling an opposite day on opposite day, well, that’s going to go ahead and make it a normal day. I will agree. I’ve gotten everything. Nessie. Gizmo. Mephistopheles. Santa Claus. Easter Bunny. Tooth fairy. People have thought I was a Sacha Baron Cohen character. Bigfoot. Yeti. Sasquatch. Mud golem, which I don’t care for. There are also some rumors that I am a Cylon and that’s a tough one. There’s no test for that. You’re just going to have to trust me, but if we have learned anything it’s that Cylons and humans share similar struggles. Their trust and hope is similarly challenged by a complex world. OK, I am a Cylon, but I was technically born, made, born in Hawaii and there’s nothing in the Constitution that says a Cylon can’t be President. So, aloha America.
Jordan Peele: My fellow Americans, now there has been some debate in this country about whether or not I was actually born here in the United States. I get it. ******It's a valid question, so to stop this silly debate, behold a birth certificate. Get it onto the computer screen*****
A birth certificate appears on the screen. It indicates that Barack Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii.
Jordan Peele (voiceover): Boom. *****To reference a boss, birthed from US citizens.******
The shot cuts back to Jordan Peele sitting in the Oval Office.
Jordan Peele: Now that there are no more distractions, I would like to address some other equally valid concerns about me. First, am I a vampire? Steve, can I have a mirror.
Someone offscreen hands a mirror to Jordan Peele. Jordan Peele holds the mirror up so his face can be seen in it.
Jordan Peele: Now, as you know, vampires have no reflections. There I am, right there. So, that is proof. Next valid concern: on the day I was elected, some Republicans started saying it was opposite day. But, if you think about calling an opposite day on opposite day, well, that’s going to go ahead and make it a normal day. I will agree. I’ve gotten everything. Nessie. Gizmo. Mephistopheles. Santa Claus. Easter Bunny. Tooth fairy. People have thought I was a Sacha Baron Cohen character. Bigfoot. Yeti. Sasquatch. Mud golem, which I don’t care for. There are also some rumors that I am a Cylon and that’s a tough one. There’s no test for that. You’re just going to have to trust me, but if we have learned anything it’s that Cylons and humans share similar struggles. Their trust and hope is similarly challenged by a complex world. OK, I am a Cylon, but I was technically born, made, born in Hawaii and there’s nothing in the Constitution that says a Cylon can’t be President. So, aloha America.
Keywords: President Obama Owen Burke Barack Obama President United States Birth certificate Jordan Peele Conspiracy birthday Helen Thomas cupcakes cylon alien krypton superman
Credits: Starring Jordan Peele. Written by Owen Burke & Chad Carter. Edited by Brad Schulz.
Web Series: Web Series: President Barack Obama (6 of 7)

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28 comments
Funny, I agree great Obama Impression best Ive seen.
That's the best impression I've seen of Obama thus far. Great job, amigo.
I'd like to see Obama do his best Jordan Peele impression.
Uh, oh... Cannot comment anything, cuz there is no captioning. Totally left out here.
Ok I am a Cylon...
Classic.
THE GREAT NUG, web short, 5min., rated TV14, on Funnyordie
great impression...by the way...
cylons...arent they the bad guys from Battlestar Gallactica?
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d77d73f8a1/dust-tv-episode-7-home-of-the-betrayed