Raised by badgers in the jungles of Italy, I joined a cult of spatula worshippers in hopes of findin...
more >Raised by badgers in the jungles of Italy, I joined a cult of spatula worshippers in hopes of finding myself. Once I did, I left the group and got a condo with myself where I comfortably live today. Some days I dream of a time wherein all creatures live in total harmony and peace. Other days I want to kill everyone. Such is my blessing - such is my curse. Why did they cancel Arrested Development, I ask you? *SIGH* (Yes, I actually sighed when I typed the word, sigh.) Leave me alone. I am sleepy.
-Steve
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Walking Tall
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A holiday favorite that's wrong all year long.
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