John asks Amanda if he can buy her something special. She can’t use that something,... more »
John asks Amanda if he can buy her something special. She can’t use that something, as she doesn’t bleed from her pussy. It’s complicated. Also complicating matters are the freaky robot voices the characters have. Here’s the text of the movie, just in case you don’t understand what the hell they’re saying:
Hey, Amanda? Can I buy you a present?
Sure. Like what kind of present?
Well, I was thinking I could buy you some maxi pads.
That sounds okay.
But only if you need them. So if you can let me know what time of the month you’ll need them, I can...
Wait. Are you trying to find out when I menstruate so you can avoid me when I’m gushing out pre-baby bits?
Of course not. Though I am trying to find out when you menstruate so I can work backwards to find out when you’re ovulating.
Oh. So then you can try to take advantage of my hormone induced horniness.
Something like that.
Well, I’m sorry john, but I don’t menstruate at all. For you see, I’m no woman. also, I’m endowed with a monster penis.
No vadge eh? Well, that’s cool. I really just wanted to pork you in the ass anyway.
Hey. I’m no queer.
I’m not either. But I am very desperate.