Sex Monster - Official Music Video
Turn your swag on. (A Satire Video). Sex Monster Before I go to bed, I always keep my swag on Then the girl under the sheets goes and gets her gag on I walked into a club, no need to... more »
Turn your swag on. (A Satire Video).
Sex Monster
Before I go to bed, I always keep my swag on
Then the girl under the sheets goes and gets her gag on
I walked into a club, no need to pop the bottles
The only thing I’m popping is the cherry of the models
Girls on both arms, holding me real tight
I only have one penis, now two would be alright
Wanna study physics? Visit me of course
We bang on my bed, measure the force
Mass of her body acceleration of ma dick
We bounce up and down like a pogo stick
Girls come over, trying trig ratios
Find themselves busy studying fellatios
I’m the sex monster yo
I’ve got the heaviest flow
Make girls screams like a ho (woah, oh)
I’m the sex monster what
I’ll make her cry like a slut
Then she sucks on my nut (what, what)
I’m like Eros or some boss god of Sex
Got a whole line of girls screaming “Me Next!”
Hey girl, go clean my mess on aisle six
Then I’ll eat you like chinese food with custom chopsticks
Sight of my body, their knees get all weak
They can’t get enough of my sexy physique
Girls call me Phil Collins, they feel me comin’ in the air
Oh yeah, they feel me comin’, when I’m cummin’ in their hair
Then I lock them in the eyes with a cold stare
I’m the sex monster yo
I’ve got the heaviest flow
Make girls screams like a ho (woah, oh)
I’m the sex monster what
I’ll make her cry like a slut
Then she sucks on my nut (what, what)
Then I wake up and my eyes sadly gleam
Nothing ever happened, it was all just a dream
Life ain’t that simple, it ain’t a breeze
Gotta’ wait a while to bring girls to their knees
So I lie my head down and go back to bed
Where the love for me has her legs spread
But every night I am the main feature
They’re all school girls and I’m their teacher
Was the sex monster yo
But now I’m really just choke
So now girls think I’m a joke (joke, joke)
So I’ll go back to my bed
Where I got more streed cred
And I get the good head (head, head)
I’m the sex monster yo
I’ve got the heaviest flow
Make girls screams like a ho (woah, oh)
I’m the sex monster what
I’ll make her cry like a slut
Then she sucks on my nut (what, what)
What
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Turn your swag on. (A Satire Video).
Sex Monster
Before I go to bed, I always keep my swag on
Then the girl under the sheets goes and gets her gag on
I walked into a club, no need to pop the bottles
The only thing I’m popping is the cherry of the models
Girls on both arms, holding me real tight
I only have one penis, now two would be alright
Wanna study physics? Visit me of course
We bang on my bed, measure the force
Mass of her body acceleration of ma dick
We bounce up and down like a pogo stick
Girls come over, trying trig ratios
Find themselves busy studying fellatios
I’m the sex monster yo
I’ve got the heaviest flow
Make girls screams like a ho (woah, oh)
I’m the sex monster what
I’ll make her cry like a slut
Then she sucks on my nut (what, what)
I’m like Eros or some boss god of Sex
Got a whole line of girls screaming “Me Next!”
Hey girl, go clean my mess on aisle six
Then I’ll eat you like chinese food with custom chopsticks
Sight of my body, their knees get all weak
They can’t get enough of my sexy physique
Girls call me Phil Collins, they feel me comin’ in the air
Oh yeah, they feel me comin’, when I’m cummin’ in their hair
Then I lock them in the eyes with a cold stare
I’m the sex monster yo
I’ve got the heaviest flow
Make girls screams like a ho (woah, oh)
I’m the sex monster what
I’ll make her cry like a slut
Then she sucks on my nut (what, what)
Then I wake up and my eyes sadly gleam
Nothing ever happened, it was all just a dream
Life ain’t that simple, it ain’t a breeze
Gotta’ wait a while to bring girls to their knees
So I lie my head down and go back to bed
Where the love for me has her legs spread
But every night I am the main feature
They’re all school girls and I’m their teacher
Was the sex monster yo
But now I’m really just choke
So now girls think I’m a joke (joke, joke)
So I’ll go back to my bed
Where I got more streed cred
And I get the good head (head, head)
I’m the sex monster yo
I’ve got the heaviest flow
Make girls screams like a ho (woah, oh)
I’m the sex monster what
I’ll make her cry like a slut
Then she sucks on my nut (what, what)
What
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