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Full Credits

Starring James Van Der Beek
Written and Directed by Chad Carter
Produced by Christin Trogan & Betsy Koch
Director of Photography: Antonio Scarlata
Edited by Justin Donaldson
Featuring Derek Johnson, Bob Turton, Josh Rachford, Stephanie Mayer, Kirsten Barrie, Rebecca Zamolo, & Rachel Hastings
Testimonials: Brian Guest, Jonothan Avigdori, & Matt KcKenna
Restaurant Patrons: Caitlin Kimball, Peter Moses, Frank Capello, Elliot Dickerhoof, Elizabeth Lanteri, Mark Stablein, & Ashley Grashaw
First AD: Greg Kindra
First AC: Ray Lee
Sound: Steve Pawell & BoTown Sound
Grip and Electric: Kevin Stewart, Ricky Fosheim, Tom Pena, Brett Lopez, Ryan Ovadia, & Garrett Shannon
Production Design: Alexi Gomez & Caity Birmingham
Wardrobe: Aubrey Binzer
Makeup: Sara Irving
Production Assistants: Elliot Dickerhoof, Elizabeth Lanteri, Andrew Furtado, Sean O'Reilly, & Sam Varela
Executive Producer: Mike Farah


James Van Der Beek: Hello men. My name is James
Van Der Beek and I’m sorry.
James Van Der Beek: For years, I played
sensitive do-gooder Dawson
James Van Der Beek: Leery on Dawson’s Creek.
Now, you may not have
James Van Der Beek: watched the show, but your
girlfriend did.
James Van Der Beek: And for years she’s been
secretly comparing you to a
James Van Der Beek: very unrealistic standard.
You see, Dawson was sweet,
James Van Der Beek: kind, loving, eloquent,
generous, romantic.
James Van Der Beek: He never made a move and
always apologized, whether
James Van Der Beek: it was his fault or not.
But I’m making it right.
Derek Johnson: Give me a break,
Rebecca Zamalo: You were late for
Derek Johnson: Late? What are
you talking about?
Derek Johnson: I wasn’t even late.
Rebecca: You were an hour late.
Derek: You make me crazy!
Rebecca Zamalo: Oh my god, Dawson.
James Van Der Beek: I got you bro.
Nice rack.
James Van Der Beek: Want to ride jet-skis?
James Van Der Beek: Maybe you forgot your
anniversary or you didn’t
James Van Der Beek: call her enough from your
friend’s bachelor party.
James Van Der Beek: I’ll make you look like a
hero, by lowering the bar.
James Van Der Beek: Hey, who do I have to dick
slap to get some bread
James Van Der Beek: around here.
James Van Der Beek: Fellas, you’re not perfect
and you should have to be.
James Van Der Beek: Let me work for you.
James Van Der Beek: Never waste your money
buying candy for a chic.
James Van Der Beek: It’s only makes them fat
right. Right, bro?
Josh Rachford: I’m not going to
high five you.
James Van der Beek: He’s a keeper.
Matt McKenna: My girl grew up on Disney
Movies and Dawson’s Creek.
Matt McKenna: Now I’m a nice guy, but I’m
not prince charming.
Jonothan Avigdori: My wife was crazy about
Dawson, until he punched
Jonothan Avigdori: her mother in
the face.
Brian Guest: Van Der Beek took a
shit in her aquarium.
James Van Der Beek: I’ll take a shit in
your aquarium too.
James Van Der Beek: Abort. Abort.
Kirsten Lee Barrie: Oh my God,
Dawson Leery.
Bob Turton: Get the hell out of
here, Der Beek!
Bob Turton: You’re ruining
my moment.
James Van Der Beek: Listen buddy, if it floats,
flies, or fucks, rent it.
James Van Der Beek: Call now. Let me help.
It’s the least I could do.
James Van Der Beek: Really. I mean, it’s
all my fault.
James Van Der Beek: Please. Call!