Feedback

Post this to Twitter

Share this on Facebook

Bookmark and Share

Join Log in

Home Browse

Exclusives Categories

Most Viewed | Most Favorited | Most Recent | Previously Featured | Forums | Blog | Upload

Oooh, get a cake.

Click me

200 Dollar Flat Rate Sex Talk Phone Service

Just two hundred dollars for all the nasty smut talk you want.

Guglioni

Uploader

Andres du Bouchet

16 videos 24 fans 2 faves

Related By Andres du Bo...

Imaginary Bats Home Gym from Andres du Bouchet

Imaginary Bats Home Gym (1:06) The bats might be imaginary, but the results w...

Wig Cuts from Andres du Bouchet

Wig Cuts (2:08) At Wig Cuts, we do one thing and we do it well...

Rectalieve from Andres du Bouchet

Rectalieve (2:26) Just two farts a year. The first medicinal pat...

Winebot 8000 from Andres du Bouchet

Winebot 8000 (7:18) A clip from 'Giant Tuesday Night of Amazing I...

Twilight Huntress: The Mysteries Of The Bengal Tiger! from Andres du Bouchet

Twilight Huntress: The Mysteries Of The B... (3:58) An in-depth look into the shadowy, mysterious ...

Make It Naked from Andres du Bouchet

Make It Naked (1:16) Makin' Stuff...In The Buff!

Let My Kid Into Your Stinkin' Pre-School from Andres du Bouchet

Let My Kid Into Your Stinkin' Pre-School (2:06) Let my kid into your friggin' exclusive pre-sc...

Juan from Andres du Bouchet

Juan (5:50) Juan doesn't understand English. Or DOES he?

69ing from Andres du Bouchet

69ing (3:06) A numerical system for denoting sex acts throu...

Head Trauma Fantasy Football Draft from Andres du Bouchet

Head Trauma Fantasy Football Draft (2:35) These guys are in no condition to draft their ...

Imaginary Bats Home Gym from Andres du Bouchet

Imaginary Bats Home Gym (1:06) The bats might be imaginary, but the results w...

The Infamous Twix Video from Andres du Bouchet

The Infamous Twix Video (3:29) From 1997-1999 I was the spokesman for Twix ca...

12 Jokes from Andres du Bouchet

12 Jokes (4:57) Stand-up set at the Laugh Lounge in NYC, Nove...

Winebot 8000 from Andres du Bouchet

Winebot 8000 (7:18) A clip from 'Giant Tuesday Night of Amazing I...

Let My Kid Into Your Stinkin' Pre-School from Andres du Bouchet

Let My Kid Into Your Stinkin' Pre-School (2:06) Let my kid into your friggin' exclusive pre-sc...

Spaz Translation from Andres du Bouchet

Spaz Translation (1:45) Andres du Bouchet helps you understand the ske...

Prada credit lyrics. from Andres du Bouchet

Prada credit lyrics. (3:29) Andres du Bouchet sings his own lyrics over th...

69ing from Andres du Bouchet

69ing (3:06) A numerical system for denoting sex acts throu...

Click me

Featured Exclusive On

Digg

I am Tiger Woods from TWoods

I am Tiger Woods (1:38) Tiger Woods sets the record straight.

Holograms from scottgairdner

Holograms (1:40) When a phone call isn't enough, try creating a...

"THE CHRISTMAS FLIP FLOP" by THE DAN BAND from thedanband

"THE CHRISTMAS FLIP FLOP" by THE DA... (2:59) Check out the newest video from HO: A DAN BAN...

FRISCO JERK from butterpolice

FRISCO JERK (2:01) The new dance craze Jerkin hits San Francisco!

Anchor Laughs at Murder from TubularGoldmine

Anchor Laughs at Murder (0:52) This anchor can't hold it together when descri...

Precious Moments from AllenHere and Stephanie Allynne

Precious Moments (2:58) Stephanie and Allen recreate scenes from the m...

"The Adoption Agency" with Entourage star Rex Lee as Kim Jong Il from Bridger Nielson and Rex Lee

"The Adoption Agency" with Entourage star... (4:22) Kim Jong Il matches wits with the screening co...

Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Audition Tape from Nick Kroll

Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Auditi... (3:07) Bobby Bottleservice (Nick Kroll) auditions fo...

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town from Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town

English Video from Canada

(2:02) Trailer for the Kids in the Hall's new 8-part ...

I am Tiger Woods from TWoods

I am Tiger Woods (1:38) Tiger Woods sets the record straight.

"Still not getting on that motherfu$%ing boat" w/ T-Pain & Andy Samberg from T-Pain and Andy Samberg

"Still not getting on that motherfu$%ing b... (1:25) Andy sings in Auto-Tune to a hermit crab on an...

Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Audition Tape from Nick Kroll

Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Auditi... (3:07) Bobby Bottleservice (Nick Kroll) auditions fo...

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town from Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town

English Video from Canada

(2:02) Trailer for the Kids in the Hall's new 8-part ...

Thomas Lennon is Guntram Müller - MüllerCize It! part zwei from Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant

Thomas Lennon is Guntram Müller - MüllerC... (2:39) World famous Luge Olympian GUNTRAM MÜLLER's li...

2012!! In your face advertising! from FOD Team, BRIAN HUSKEY, and Braunger

2012!! In your face advertising! (2:42) Matt Braunger and Brian Huskey are Gorilla Pro...

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene from Rachel Bilson, Jake, Adam Scott, FOD Team, and McG

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene (3:45) Exclusive sex scene from Rachel Bilson's upcom...

Black Hiker with Blair Underwood from Blair Underwood, FOD Team, Braunger, Seth , lauren, and Josh Simpson

Black Hiker with Blair Underwood (3:24) A black man tries to enjoy a scenic hike.

Judd Apatow Funny People Blu-ray & DVD Live Chat from Funny People Blu-ray & DVD and Judd Apatow

Judd Apatow Funny People Blu-ray & DVD L... (4:45) Judd Apatow answers your questions.

More on Digg

Show: Popular Upcoming

Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Audition Tape from Nick Kroll

Bobby Bottleservice - Je...

413 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Youth In Revolt Red Band Trailer from Youth In Revolt

Youth In Revolt Red Band...

745 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town from Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town

Kids in the Hall: Death ...

English Video from Canada

599 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

The Best of Leon from TubularGoldmine

The Best of Leon

570 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

The Best of Susie Greene from TubularGoldmine

The Best of Susie Greene

342 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns, Andy Richter, Conan O'Brien, Zach Galifianakis, and Comedy Deathray

Between Two Ferns with Z...

2418 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No from NoMasTV

Dock Ellis & The LSD N...

691 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Molly Sims Dramatic Acting Reel from Molly Sims, FOD Team, and Jake

Molly Sims Dramatic Acti...

483 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Charlie Shows His Dance Moves from eisentower30

Charlie Shows His Dance ...

348 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Share

Share

Post to MySpace!

Post this to Twitter

Bookmark and Share

More...

Embed this video

size

Email this video

You must Login or Signup to favorite things (it's not hard!)

You must Login or Signup to use playlists (it's not hard!)

You must Login or Signup to report abuse (it's not hard!)

Added about 1 year ago

1,225 views

Favorited by 2 users

26 funny votes

13 die votes

Categories: Not Safe For Work Sketch Parody

Keywords: flat rate Sex talk Two hundred Mark Douglas DuBouchet Andres du Bouchet sex phone 200 dollars line talk dirty commercial

Credits: Written by Andres du Bouchet. Starring Mark Douglas, Jonny Fido and Rob Gorden. Shot and edited by Jonny Fido.

3 comments

Your Comment:

celticpred

celticpred

flat rat! lol haha nice all that nasty smut talk you want :D

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

warpedcorp

warpedcorp

FlAt RaT? RoAd KiLL SeX SErVicE. WickEd. NiCe WOrK.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

serpentelli

Is a happy ending really Guaranteed?

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

This Site

Business & Stuff

Our People

Featured Celebrities

Our Sites

Copyright © 2009 December Funny or Die Inc. All rights reserved.