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IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!

JG Wentworth commercial. The undisputed leader in the structured settlement industry. Sell some or all of your structured settlement, annuity or life insurance policy for cash now. IT'S YOUR MONEY! YOU NEED IT NOW!

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Categories: Not Safe For Work Sketch Parody

Keywords: It's My Money JG Wentworth The Undisputed Structured settlement life insurance For Cash Alan Heitz its my money and need it now annuity policy cash parody sketch

Credits: Alan Heitz

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hoboranger

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you suck at life

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fodaddict

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In case you haven’t seen the actual commercial this is making fun of I found it on their site: http://www.jgwentworth.com/About/Advertising/Default.aspx

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weaksauce.

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