The video opens with a black screen and white text that reads: Without writers, what will actors perform? The text shifts to say James Franco and Mila Kunis perform a scene from THE HILLS. The video then cuts to a scene of traffic with THE HILLS overlaying it. James Franco and Mila Kunis are seen entering a restaurant. The scene shifts to the interior of the restaurant where James Franco and Mila Kunis are eating.
James Franco: You’ve gotta do the, um, the rice with the pork.
Text identifies James Franco as JUSTIN BOBBY AUDRINA’S EX.
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
Mila Kunis is shown nodding in agreement. Text identifies Mila Kunis as AUDRINA.
James Franco (looking intensely at Kunis): You full? You’re full, huh?
Mia Kunis: No. I, like, I just ate Chinese food earlier.
James Franco: Why did we even go out to dinner?
Mila Kunis: Cause, we were like, hanging out and getting to know each other.
James Franco: I know you.
Mila Kunis: No, you don’t.
James Franco: Sometimes you surprise me, but I get the gist.
Mila Kunis: Am I, like, that easy to figure out?
James Franco: No! Think about how long we’ve known each other. Only way I can see it is, we take it slow and be cool. You know what I mean?
Mila Kunis: Well, like, how slow is slow for you?
James Franco: Well, it’s not a matter of, like, how slow or how fast. It like when you make, when you put statements. You be gone and I don’t like that.
Mila Kunis: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, like the whole boyfriend and girlfriend label, like totally. You know with like Lauren and everyone. It’s so weird. They’re always like, you know, what are you now?
James Franco: Who cares? Who cares? Like, I mean, I don’t the fact that things get in your ear or get in my ear and, are you boyfriend and girlfriend now? Who fucking cares? Like, why do they fucking care?
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
James Franco: Actually, it fucking pisses me off, because, when something’s working. You don’t fuck it up by throwing labels.
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
James Franco: Or, putting a ring on your finger because society, your friends, say some shit. Fuck them.
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
James Franco: Literally. I’m trying to fuck them. Literally, I don’t give a fuck.
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
Mila Kunis and James Franco sit in silence while he eats and she stares at him.
The video cuts to a shot of blurred out traffic and lights that come into focus. The shot shifts over to the Hollywood sign and disappears in a flash of light.
Announcer: Next time on THE HILLS
James Franco and Mila Kunis are sitting in a bar.
James Franco: You’re not nervous are you?
Mila Kunis: Yeah, I’m nervous. I am.
James Franco proceeds to belch loudly. Mila Kunis stares at him intently and reaches out to touch his hair. The shot cuts to a black screen with white text that reads: Without Writers….There’s Only Reality.
