The Hills with James Franco and Mila Kunis
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The video opens with a black screen and white text that reads: Without writers, what will actors perform? The text shifts to say James Franco and Mila Kunis perform a scene from THE HILLS. The video then cuts to a scene of traffic with THE HILLS overlaying it. James Franco and Mila Kunis are seen entering a restaurant. The scene shifts to the interior of the restaurant where James Franco and Mila Kunis are eating.
James Franco: You’ve gotta do the, um, the rice with the pork.
Text identifies James Franco as JUSTIN BOBBY AUDRINA’S EX.
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
Mila Kunis is shown nodding in agreement. Text identifies Mila Kunis as AUDRINA.
James Franco (looking intensely at Kunis): You full? You’re full, huh?
Mia Kunis: No. I, like, I just ate Chinese food earlier.
James Franco: Why did we even go out to dinner?
Mila Kunis: Cause, we were like, hanging out and getting to know each other.
James Franco: I know you.
Mila Kunis: No, you don’t.
James Franco: Sometimes you surprise me, but I get the gist.
Mila Kunis: Am I, like, that easy to figure out?
James Franco: No! Think about how long we’ve known each other. Only way I can see it is, we take it slow and be cool. You know what I mean?
Mila Kunis: Well, like, how slow is slow for you?
James Franco: Well, it’s not a matter of, like, how slow or how fast. It like when you make, when you put statements. You be gone and I don’t like that.
Mila Kunis: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, like the whole boyfriend and girlfriend label, like totally. You know with like Lauren and everyone. It’s so weird. They’re always like, you know, what are you now?
James Franco: Who cares? Who cares? Like, I mean, I don’t the fact that things get in your ear or get in my ear and, are you boyfriend and girlfriend now? Who fucking cares? Like, why do they fucking care?
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
James Franco: Actually, it fucking pisses me off, because, when something’s working. You don’t fuck it up by throwing labels.
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
James Franco: Or, putting a ring on your finger because society, your friends, say some shit. Fuck them.
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
James Franco: Literally. I’m trying to fuck them. Literally, I don’t give a fuck.
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
Mila Kunis and James Franco sit in silence while he eats and she stares at him.
The video cuts to a shot of blurred out traffic and lights that come into focus. The shot shifts over to the Hollywood sign and disappears in a flash of light.
Announcer: Next time on THE HILLS
James Franco and Mila Kunis are sitting in a bar.
James Franco: You’re not nervous are you?
Mila Kunis: Yeah, I’m nervous. I am.
James Franco proceeds to belch loudly. Mila Kunis stares at him intently and reaches out to touch his hair. The shot cuts to a black screen with white text that reads: Without Writers….There’s Only Reality.
James Franco: You’ve gotta do the, um, the rice with the pork.
Text identifies James Franco as JUSTIN BOBBY AUDRINA’S EX.
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
Mila Kunis is shown nodding in agreement. Text identifies Mila Kunis as AUDRINA.
James Franco (looking intensely at Kunis): You full? You’re full, huh?
Mia Kunis: No. I, like, I just ate Chinese food earlier.
James Franco: Why did we even go out to dinner?
Mila Kunis: Cause, we were like, hanging out and getting to know each other.
James Franco: I know you.
Mila Kunis: No, you don’t.
James Franco: Sometimes you surprise me, but I get the gist.
Mila Kunis: Am I, like, that easy to figure out?
James Franco: No! Think about how long we’ve known each other. Only way I can see it is, we take it slow and be cool. You know what I mean?
Mila Kunis: Well, like, how slow is slow for you?
James Franco: Well, it’s not a matter of, like, how slow or how fast. It like when you make, when you put statements. You be gone and I don’t like that.
Mila Kunis: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, like the whole boyfriend and girlfriend label, like totally. You know with like Lauren and everyone. It’s so weird. They’re always like, you know, what are you now?
James Franco: Who cares? Who cares? Like, I mean, I don’t the fact that things get in your ear or get in my ear and, are you boyfriend and girlfriend now? Who fucking cares? Like, why do they fucking care?
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
James Franco: Actually, it fucking pisses me off, because, when something’s working. You don’t fuck it up by throwing labels.
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
James Franco: Or, putting a ring on your finger because society, your friends, say some shit. Fuck them.
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
James Franco: Literally. I’m trying to fuck them. Literally, I don’t give a fuck.
Mila Kunis: Yeah.
Mila Kunis and James Franco sit in silence while he eats and she stares at him.
The video cuts to a shot of blurred out traffic and lights that come into focus. The shot shifts over to the Hollywood sign and disappears in a flash of light.
Announcer: Next time on THE HILLS
James Franco and Mila Kunis are sitting in a bar.
James Franco: You’re not nervous are you?
Mila Kunis: Yeah, I’m nervous. I am.
James Franco proceeds to belch loudly. Mila Kunis stares at him intently and reaches out to touch his hair. The shot cuts to a black screen with white text that reads: Without Writers….There’s Only Reality.
Keywords: james franco mila kunis the hills judd apatow mike white writers strike audrina justinbobby mtv parody spoof
Credits: Produced by Judd Apatow, Mike White, Dave Bernad and Andrew Epstein

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Demonstrates the point brilliantly.
GENIUS. perfection. i mean seriously- perfection.
James is awesome ^_^
james franco is fucking HIGHlarious!!
love ou video
"literally, I don't give a fuck" Hahaha... he owns!
god i love james...he so hot even as justin bobby, and does a great job...i hope they make more of these funny skits...love them...
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Damn funny. James Franco is the man, and Mila Kunis is amazing.
lol thank you for showing how bad tv can actually be funny if the right people mock it
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Yeah, I really felt that I was watching the hills, the vapid and the vacuous.....the real fake drama
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i dont watch the hills. i find it painful. but this was fucking funny! and james is pretty easy on the eyes. even with that pube wig on.
More believable than Audina and Justin Bobby did on the Hills episode this was a mockery of.
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