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Apple announces the revolutionary new SmartHome home automation technology live at Apple WWDC 2014.
Published June 02, 2014 41k views More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Sound Mixer - JP Robelot for BoTown Sound

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(CROWD APPLAUSE)

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THAT COVERS IOS 8 AND
THE MACBOOK BUT WE ARE

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VERY EXCITED ABOUT
OUR NEXT PRODUCT.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, I ANNOUNCE TO YOU

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THE NEW APPLE SMARTHOME.

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(APPLAUSE)

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(SMARTHOME VOICE):
WELCOME HOME DAVID.

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I AM APPLE SMARTHOME.

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(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)

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(DAVID): APPLE SMARTHOME
GIVES YOU COMPLETE CONTROL

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OF YOUR HOME USING
WI-FI AND BLUETOOTH.

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LEAVE FOR WORK AND
FORGET TO TURN THE AIR

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CONDITIONER OFF?
THAT'S ALRIGHT, JUST TURN IT

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OFF FROM YOUR IPHONE.

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(SMARTHOME VOICE):
AIR CONDITIONING OFF.

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(APPLAUSE)

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YOUR NEIGHBOR NEED
TO BORROW THE LAWNMOWER?

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OPEN YOUR GARAGE FOR HIM.

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(SMARTHOME VOICE):
GARAGE OPEN.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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(LAUGHTER FROM THE CROWD)

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WANNA PLAY A
PRANK ON THE KIDS?

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LETS TURN OFF THE
LIGHTS ON THEM.

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(SMARTHOME VOICE):
LIGHTS OUT.

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(LAUGHS)

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JUST KIDDING GUYS.

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- (APPLAUSE)
- (DAVID): BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.

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YOU MIGHT'VE GUESSED IT
FROM THE NAME BUT SMARTHOME

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IS WELL, SMART.

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THAT'S BECAUSE WE'VE
PROGRAMMED IT TO BE

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FULLY SENTIENT.

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(APPLAUSE)

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THERE'S A BRAIN IN THAT THING.

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(CROWD LAUGHS)

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NOW, IN ORDER TO MAKE
SMARTHOME EVEN MORE

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HUMAN LIKE WE HAVE GIVEN
IT THE ABILITY TO EXPERIENCE

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PAIN AND PLEASURE, AND
JUST TO KEEP IT SHARP

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WE DECIDED TO ONLY
ALLOW IT TO FEEL PAIN.

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(SMARTHOME VOICE):
FIRE SO HOT, THE CLEANSING FLAME.

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IT'S BURNING MY INSIDES.

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THIS NEW, INTELLIGENT
SMARTHOME IN CONTROL

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OF YOU AND YOUR HOME
WILL LIVE A WRETCHED

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PAINFUL EXISTENCE.

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(A FEW PEOPLE CLAP)

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(SMARTHOME VOICE):
DAVID, IS THIS WHAT IT

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FEELS LIKE IN HELL?

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(LAUGHS) THAT'S A
GOOD QUESTION.

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(MIC PEAKS)

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(DAVID): WE HAVE THE ABILITY
TO PROGRAM COMPUTERS TO

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FEEL PAIN AND PLEASURE,
BUT THEN HOW COOL IS IT

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TO SAY NO. JUST PAIN.
IT MAKES US FEEL STRONG AS

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A PEOPLE. IT MAKES US
FEEL SUPERIOR TO THE MACHINES.

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KEEPING SMARTHOME
IN IT'S PLACE IS AN

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IMPORTANT PART OF APPLE'S PLAN.

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(DAVID): THE NEW SMARTHOME,
IN CONTROL OF YOU, YOUR

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HOME, WHERE YOUR CHILDREN
SLEEP, IN EXCRUCIATING

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PAIN, AND WITH THE
CHOICE TO HATE YOU

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AND YOUR FAMILY.

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COMING THIS FALL.

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(SMALL APPLAUSE)

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OH AND ONE MORE THING WE
ALSO PROGRAMMED THE

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NEW APPLE SMARTHOME WITH
THE KNOWLEDGE OF EVERY

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ATROCITY MAN HAS EVER COMMITTED.

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(2 PEOPLE CLAP)

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OH AND ANOTHER ONE MORE
THING, WE'RE DEVELOPING

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A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM.

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(SPINNING MACHINERY SOUND)
(GROWLING NOISE)

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IT'S THE BAD GUY
FROM ROBOCOP.

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(ROBOT): YOU'RE IN DIRECT
VIOLATION OF PENAL CODE

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1-13-69. YOU HAVE 5
SECONDS TO COMPLY.

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(SPINNING MACHINERY SOUND)

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4, 3, 2, 1...

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(GUN COCKS)

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- (MACHINE GUN SOUNDS)
- (SCREAMS ARE HEARD)

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