Apple announces the revolutionary new SmartHome home automation technology live at Apple WWDC 2014.
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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Sound Mixer - JP Robelot for BoTown Sound

(CROWD APPLAUSE)
THAT COVERS IOS 8 AND
THE MACBOOK BUT WE ARE
VERY EXCITED ABOUT
OUR NEXT PRODUCT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, I ANNOUNCE TO YOU
THE NEW APPLE SMARTHOME.
(APPLAUSE)
(SMARTHOME VOICE):
WELCOME HOME DAVID.
I AM APPLE SMARTHOME.
(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)
(DAVID): APPLE SMARTHOME
GIVES YOU COMPLETE CONTROL
OF YOUR HOME USING
WI-FI AND BLUETOOTH.
LEAVE FOR WORK AND
FORGET TO TURN THE AIR
CONDITIONER OFF?
THAT'S ALRIGHT, JUST TURN IT
OFF FROM YOUR IPHONE.
(SMARTHOME VOICE):
AIR CONDITIONING OFF.
(APPLAUSE)
YOUR NEIGHBOR NEED
TO BORROW THE LAWNMOWER?
OPEN YOUR GARAGE FOR HIM.
(SMARTHOME VOICE):
GARAGE OPEN.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
(LAUGHTER FROM THE CROWD)
WANNA PLAY A
PRANK ON THE KIDS?
LETS TURN OFF THE
LIGHTS ON THEM.
(SMARTHOME VOICE):
LIGHTS OUT.
(LAUGHS)
JUST KIDDING GUYS.
- (APPLAUSE)
- (DAVID): BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.
YOU MIGHT'VE GUESSED IT
FROM THE NAME BUT SMARTHOME
IS WELL, SMART.
THAT'S BECAUSE WE'VE
PROGRAMMED IT TO BE
FULLY SENTIENT.
(APPLAUSE)
THERE'S A BRAIN IN THAT THING.
(CROWD LAUGHS)
NOW, IN ORDER TO MAKE
SMARTHOME EVEN MORE
HUMAN LIKE WE HAVE GIVEN
IT THE ABILITY TO EXPERIENCE
PAIN AND PLEASURE, AND
JUST TO KEEP IT SHARP
WE DECIDED TO ONLY
ALLOW IT TO FEEL PAIN.
(SMARTHOME VOICE):
FIRE SO HOT, THE CLEANSING FLAME.
IT'S BURNING MY INSIDES.
THIS NEW, INTELLIGENT
SMARTHOME IN CONTROL
OF YOU AND YOUR HOME
WILL LIVE A WRETCHED
PAINFUL EXISTENCE.
(A FEW PEOPLE CLAP)
(SMARTHOME VOICE):
DAVID, IS THIS WHAT IT
FEELS LIKE IN HELL?
(LAUGHS) THAT'S A
GOOD QUESTION.
(MIC PEAKS)
(DAVID): WE HAVE THE ABILITY
TO PROGRAM COMPUTERS TO
FEEL PAIN AND PLEASURE,
BUT THEN HOW COOL IS IT
TO SAY NO. JUST PAIN.
IT MAKES US FEEL STRONG AS
A PEOPLE. IT MAKES US
FEEL SUPERIOR TO THE MACHINES.
KEEPING SMARTHOME
IN IT'S PLACE IS AN
IMPORTANT PART OF APPLE'S PLAN.
(DAVID): THE NEW SMARTHOME,
IN CONTROL OF YOU, YOUR
HOME, WHERE YOUR CHILDREN
SLEEP, IN EXCRUCIATING
PAIN, AND WITH THE
CHOICE TO HATE YOU
AND YOUR FAMILY.
COMING THIS FALL.
(SMALL APPLAUSE)
OH AND ONE MORE THING WE
ALSO PROGRAMMED THE
NEW APPLE SMARTHOME WITH
THE KNOWLEDGE OF EVERY
ATROCITY MAN HAS EVER COMMITTED.
(2 PEOPLE CLAP)
OH AND ANOTHER ONE MORE
THING, WE'RE DEVELOPING
A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM.
(SPINNING MACHINERY SOUND)
(GROWLING NOISE)
IT'S THE BAD GUY
FROM ROBOCOP.
(ROBOT): YOU'RE IN DIRECT
VIOLATION OF PENAL CODE
-13-69. YOU HAVE 5
SECONDS TO COMPLY.
(SPINNING MACHINERY SOUND)
, 3, 2, 1...
(GUN COCKS)
- (MACHINE GUN SOUNDS)
- (SCREAMS ARE HEARD)

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