I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block.
And I sit at home looking out the win... more >
I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block.
And I sit at home looking out the window
imagining the world has stopped.
Then in flies a guy whos all dressed up like a Union Jack.
And says, Ive won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack
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Comments (2)
A cautionary tale of what happens when you drink Coors Light
(posted about 7 months ago)
First!!! Fuck you lady!
(posted about 1 years ago)