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Additional Credits:
Starring Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Written by Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Camera Op: Cristina Dunlap
Editor: Ian Skalski
Camera Op: Matt Sweeney
Art: Tricia Robertson
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(ERIN): THIS IS

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(ERIN AND BRYAN TOGETHER): THROWING SHADE.

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(BRYAN): WHERE FEMINASTY ERIN GIBSON,

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(ERIN): AND HOMOSENSUAL BRYAN SAFI,

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(BRYAN): TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES
AND POLITICS,

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(ERIN): AND POP CULTURE,

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(BRYAN) AND TREAT THEM WITH MUCH
LESS RESPECT THAN THEY DESERVE.

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(ERIN): CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

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YES.

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YES.

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YES.

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AND YES.

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I JUST IMAGINED THAT THIS WEEKEND,
YOU WALKED IN A CAVE,

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AND YOU WALKED OUT A WOMAN.

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WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I ACTUALLY SAW DRIVE FOR THE FIRST

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TIME THIS WEEKEND.

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OH, AND THIS IS YOUR...

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SO I'M TRYING TO DO
BRYAN GOSLING IN DRIVE.

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-THIS IS YOUR INTERPRETATION.
-YEAH.

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HE WAS SO SEXY IN THAT, AND SO I
FELT LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M

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DOING IT UP. I'M GETTING A DRIVING
JACKET. THIS IS THE ONLY

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ONE I COULD FIND IN KOREA TOWN.
THE HAIR I JUST TOOK SOME LIBERTIES.

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THIS IS WHY I IMAGINED LIKE SOUTH
KOREAN WOMAN DO MALL WALKING IN.

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YEAH, THIS TO ME IS A NASCAR LOOK.

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YES. IT IS.

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-YEAH.
-70S NASCAR.

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EXACTLY.

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ALSO, URBAN COWBOY A LITTLE BIT.

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A LITTLE BIT URBAN COWBOY.

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IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE I HAD KIND OF A
BEAVER DREAM AFTER I WATCHED DRIVE...

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I'M HAVING ONE NOW...

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I REALIZED THAT REALLY THE PROTOTYPE
FOR MY LIFE IS A SINGLE

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MOTHER FROM TEMPE ARIZONA, CROSSED
WITH THE BIGGEST BAD ASS

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IN THE COUNTRY.

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YEAH.

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I'M THE KIND OF PERSON RIGHT NOW,
WHO DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING

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GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WOMAN. I'M ON MY OWN PATH. I'M DOING MY OWN THING,

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LIKE FUCKING LADIES GET ON THE DICK
WHILE THE DICKS A GETTING ON IT.

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YEAH. DID YOU BACK BLOW DRY COMB YOUR HAIR?

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I DON'T KNOW. I WENT TO VIDAL SASSON,
AND I SAID GIVE ME THE WORKS.

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OH.

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SO, THEY KICKED ME OUT, AND THEN I
WENT TO FANTASTIC SAMS, AND SAID

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GIVE ME THE WORKS, AND I GOT THIS.

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SURE, AND THEN THEY KICKED YOU OUT,
AND THEN YOU WENT TO THE CAR WASH.

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YEAH.

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AND YOU SAID, "CAN I WALK THROUGH?"

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YEAH.

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AND THEY SAID, ABSOLUTELY, AND YOU
GOT SLAPPED IN THE FACE WITH RUBBER... THOSE

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RUBBER THINGS.

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YEAH, WELL BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS
THAT I'M IN A NEW RELATIONSHIP

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AND I'M JUST SORT OF FEELING GOOD
ABOUT IT. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU

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WORK OUT MORE, WHEN YOU'RE
DATING SOMEONE...

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YOU'RE TESTING THE BOUNDARIES,
YEAH, OF THE RELATIONSHIP...

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YOU KNOW HOW LIKE WHEN YOU ARE
WITH SOMEONE NEW YOU WORK OUT MORE

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YOU PUT A LITLE MORE EFFORT INTO THE...

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INTO YOURSELF? YEAH.

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...INTO THE WAY YOU LOOK, AND LIKE
YOU JUST, YOU KNOW.

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I HAVE NOTICED YOU'VE BEEN LIKE VERY THIN...

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THANK YOU.

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YOU'VE BEEN VERY TIGHT.

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I HONESTLY CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
IT'S VERY HOT.

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OH, IT'S TOO HOT?

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BUT I'LL DO THIS ON MY NIGHT DRIVE,
OR WHEN I PICK MY...

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OR SURE.

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...MY GUY UP TO FUCKING HORSE SHOE THROW.

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YEAH. OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT'S
FUNNY? TAKING THE JACKET OFF YOU

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ACTUALLY LOOK WORSE.

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REALLY?

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BECAUSE THEN THE HAIR IS A CHOICE,
AND IT'S NOT A COSTUME.

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IT IS A CHOICE.

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WHICH ONE IS IT, A JOKE?

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FIRST OF ALL. PRO-CHOICE, AND
SECOND OF ALL I VOTE PRO-LIFE,

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BUT MY HAIR VOTES PRO-CHOICE.

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YEAH.

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IT'S INTERESTING...

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DO GUYS STYLE THEIR
HAIR ACTUALLY LIKE THAT?

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YEAH, LIKE THIS.

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F-FOR WHAT REASON?

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BECAUSE YOU ROLL DOWN YOUR
WINDOW OF YOUR T-CAR.

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T-TOPS?

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THUNDERBIRD?

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-YEAH.
-YEAH.

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IN YOUR CAMARO OR T-TOP, YEAH.

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ROLL DOWN THE CAMARO, AND JUST
SORT OF LIKE DRIVE LIKE THE WIND, AND

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THEN LIKE SHAKE IT.

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YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
PATRICK SWAYZE IN THAT SOUTHERN

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MOVIE. REMEMBER HE PLAYED LIKE GRANT
OR LEE OR WHATEVER.

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OH, OF COURSE, NORTH AND SOUTH?

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YEAH, NORTH AND SOUTH. THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE DOING TO YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW.

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DO YOU KNOW THAT MY GRANDMOTHER,
WHEN I WAS YOUNG (LAUGHS)...

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WHEN I WAS YOUNG ON CHRISTMAS
EVE MY SISTER, AND MY COUSINS AND I

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WERE WATCHING DIRTY DANCING,
AND SHE GOES, "WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING IN HERE?",

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BUT WE WERE AFRAID TO NAME THE
MOVIE, BECAUSE WE KNEW WE WOULD

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GET IN TROUBLE. SO WE SAID, DIG
DANCING. SHE GOES, "WELL I GUESS

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IT'S ALRIGHT.", AND THEN WALKED OUT.

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WAS THIS WHEN WHAT'S HER NAME
WAS GETTING AN ABORTION. DID YOU

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DO IT DURING THAT?

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WE DID IT DIRECTLY DURING THAT
SCENE, AND WE WERE LIKE, "SEE

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THEY'RE DANCING."

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YEAH.

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SPEAKING OF THE 80S...

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YEAH, YOU'RE HAIR. LETS ALWAYS BRING
UP... AS SOON AS WE GET OFF THE TOPIC,
YOUR HAIR GOES

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LETS BRING IT RIGHT BACK.

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GOTTA GO RIGHT BACK. HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?

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OH, I SAW AMAZING SPIDERMAN 2.

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OH YOU DID? WAS IT...

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WHY ARE YOU JUDGING ME? YOU JUDGE ME ALOT.

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BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW ANYONE ELSE WHO SAW IT.

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REALLY?

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I DON'T THINK SO BUT I KNEW THAT
YOU SAW IT FOR YOUR OTHER JOB.

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I LOVE ANDREW GARFIELD.

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THIS IS KIND OF...

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ANDREW GARFIELD?

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(CHUCKLES) YEAH. IT IS...

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LIKE IF I SAW EMMA STONE RIGHT NOW
WITH THIS HAIR SHE WOULD

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BE LIKE, "UH, POUNCE, POUNCE".

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YEAH...

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CAN I GET A OUNCE, OUNCE?

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YOU CAN GET 12. MY DICKS HEAVY.

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THIS IS BEEFY, HEAVY, WEIGHTED
DOWN, SLOPPY DICK.

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-YEAH.
-YEAH.

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THERE'S NO LEAN.

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MY VAGINA IF YOU TOOK A CORN COB
AND MADE LIKE A MOLD OUT

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OF IT. NO CORN KERNELS ON IT, JUST
THE COB. WITH LIKE DIVOTS IN IT.

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OH, MY GOD.

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YOU KNOW. ONE DAY, I'LL TAKE A
PICTURE UP THERE, AND I'LL SHOW YOU.

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I HOPE YOU DO.

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WOULD YOU BLOW MY HAIR UP BEFORE
WE GET INTO SOME SHOES?

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BLOW IT UP? ABSOLUTELY.

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BRYAN, I HAVE A REAL PROBLEM WITH
ONE OF THE BUSINESSES I'M STARTING.

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OH, NO.

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BECAUSE, REMEMBER HOW I WAS GOING
TO DO THAT, THAT BEAUTY THING WHERE
I GO

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AROUND TOWN IN LIKE A COVERED
WAGON WITH HORSES AND IT'S CALLED

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CHOOSE PURTY? AND IT'S WHERE I GIVE
WOMAN MAKEOVERS ON THE STREET.

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YES.

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ON MY WAGON. THIS POLICE OFFICER
IN LAS VEGAS STARTED THIS NEW

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THING CALLED CHOOSE PURITY.

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OH.

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AND SO I... NOW I HAVE...

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IT'S RUINED YOUR BUSINESS.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

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SO, CHOOSE PURITY...

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YES.

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WAS AN EVENT CO-SPONSORED BY THE
METRO POLICE. IT WAS AIMED TO SHOW

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YOUNG GIRLS WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN
THEY DON'T WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE TO

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HAVE SEX.

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WHAT CAN HAPPEN?

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THIS IS AS PER THE OFFICER REGINA
COWARD, "GIRLS WHO GET

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PROMISCUOUS CAN WIND UP DEAD."

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WELL, HEY.

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NEVER, YEAH... TRUE WORDS WERE
NEVER BEEN SPOKEN.

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SO DID SHE DO THAT OSTRICH FACE
AFTERWARD EVERY TIME?

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YEAH, YOU KNOW SHE DID.

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THAT WAS EVERY TIME SHE MADE A
POINT SHE WENT...

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SHE DID. HER HEAD MOVES FOR EVERY
POINT SHE MAKES. ABSOLUTELY.

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SHE WAS DOING FULL ROLLING STONES.

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YEAH. YOU COULD TRULY SAY THAT
ABOUT ANYONE. ANYONE WHO PLAYS

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THE PIANO ONCE IN THEIR LIFE COULD
WIND UP DEAD. LIKE THAT

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COULD BE FOR ANY SITUATION.

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YEAH, ANY SITUATION.

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HERE'S WHAT COWARD SAYS HAPPENS.
TYPICALLY 4 THINGS WHEN

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YOU ARE DOING PROMISCUITY...

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OH, I'M EXCITED TO SEE IF ANY OF
THESE THINGS HAPPENED TO ME.

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SEXUAL ASSULT.

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THAT YOU'RE A VICTIM OF IT?

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YES.

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OK.

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GANGS.

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DRUGS.

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JUST GANGS?

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YOU HAVE SEX, AND THEN GANGS.

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YOU GET INVOLVED IN GANGS.

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YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL GET
INVOLVED IN ONE. YOU JUST... GANGS.

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-YEAH.
-YEAH.

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DRUGS...

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I HAVE SEX. GANGS.

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I HAD SEX. DRUGS.

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YEAH.

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SO THE ROOM HAD ABOUT 125
PARENTS AND CHILDREN, AND THEY

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DID ALL KINDS OF FUN STUFF AT
THE CHOOSE PURITY CARNIVAL.

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THEY WATCHED RECORDED
INTERVIEWS WITH A PIMP AND PROSTITUTE.

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HERE'S ANOTHER THING THAT IS
DIRECTLY RELATED TO HAVING SEX

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BEFORE MARRIAGE. TWO GIRLS GAVE DRAMATIC PERFORMANCES TOLD FROM

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THE PERSPECTIVE OF ONE GIRL WHO
HAD DIED AFTER USING DIET PILLS.

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IDIOT.

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AND ONE WHO HAD DIED AFTER
CONTRACTED A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE AS

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A PROSTITUTE. AND THEN HER
PERFORMANCE PIECE IS CALLED THE TOE TAG

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MONOLOGUES.

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EVE ENSLER BETTER WATCH HER
BACK. COWARD'S COMING FOR YOU.

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BELIEVE ME, I'M GOING TO TRY AND
MOUNT A PRODUCTION OF THIS

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IN LOS ANGELES.

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THE TOE TAG MONOLOGUES?

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IT'S JUST GOING TO BE LIKE ALL THE
PEOPLE WHO I THINK ARE LIKE GARBAGE'Y.

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AND THEN YOU GET IN AN ACTUAL
GARBAGE BAG?

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AND THEN YOU GET INTO A
GARBAGE BAG, AND YOU THROW YOURSELF OUT.

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YOU SHOULD CALL IT GARBAGE PLAYERS.

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YEAH. I'M GOING TO CALL IT THE
GARBAGE PALE KIDS.

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LAURA DIGE WHO A HEALTH EDUCATOR,
AND LOCAL REPRODUCTIVE

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HEALTH ORGANIZATION, SHE SAID
"DRUGS ARE REAL, SEX TRAFFICKING

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IS REAL." I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS REAL
ABOUT LINKING PURITY WITH

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THOSE THINGS.

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YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE SHE KNOWS
WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.

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YEAH. SHE DIDN'T REALLY EXACTLY
GET UP AND BE LIKE, YA'LL ARE

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DOING SOME DAMAGE TO YOURSELF.
SHE WAS JUST LIKE, THIS IS FEAR

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MONGERING, AND I'LL TELL THE PAPER
THAT, ABSOLUTELY. WHY WOULD YOU

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SPEAK AT AN EVENT WHERE ALL OF THIS
FEAR MONGERING IS HAPPENING?

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TO GET YOUR VOICE HEARD. TO GET
ACROSS YOUR OTHER SECRET PLATFORM.

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LIKE, YOU KNOW, HOMEMADE HIGH
HEELED SHOES OR WHATEVER SHE'S PROMOTING.

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THAT'S WHAT IT IS. YEAH.

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THAT'S WHAT YOU ALWAYS PROMOTE,
AND BY THE WAY IT'S SO OBVIOUS,

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YOU GO, I KNOW I'M HERE TO TALK
ABOUT SEX TRAFFICKING BUT I REALLY

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WOULD LIKE TO FIRST TALK ABOUT
HOMEMADE HIGH HEELED SHOES.

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YEAH.

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I MEAN WE'VE HEARD IT TIME AND TIME
AGAIN. ABSTINENCE DOESN'T WORK.

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JOHN HOPKINS BLOOMBERG SCHOOL OF
PUBLIC HEALTH HAS SHOWN THAT TEENS

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WHO TAKE VIRGINITY PLEDGES, ARE JUST
AS LIKELY TO HAVE SEX AS

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TEENS WHO DON'T PROMISE TO WAIT,
BUT THEY'RE LESS LIKELY TO

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PRACTICE SAFE SEX.

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I TOOK A PLEDGE...

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SO YOUR FEAR MONGERING PEOPLE, AND
YOU'RE NOT TELLING THEM WHAT TO DO,

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WHEN THEY'RE GOING TO DO THE THING
THAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO ANYWAY.

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I TOOK A PLEDGE ONCE.

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ALLEGIANCE?

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I CAN'T REMEMBER IF IT WAS TO NOT
DO DRUGS OR TO NOT HAVE SEX,

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BUT I REMEMBER SIGNING SOMETHING...

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BUT YOU DID BOTH OF THOSE THINGS.

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IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARD.

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YEAH.

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AND THEN I BURNED IT UP IN FRONT
OF MY PARENTS, AND WENT LIKE...

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YOU KNOW THIS IS NOT A
COMPREHENSIVE SEX EDUCATION.

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THIS IS TOTAL FEAR MONGERING. IT'S NOT
DOING ANYTHING GOOD

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OTHER THAN JUST... IT'S DOING NOTHING
GOOD, AND IT JUST MAKES

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YOU LOOK LIKE A DICK.

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IT'S MY PLATFORM. IF YOU WANT TO
HAVE SEX, DO IT SAFELY. THAT IS

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MY OPINION.

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THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE ALWAYS SAID.

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YEAH.

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WHAT KIND OF CONDOMS DO YOU USE?

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NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

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WHY NOT?

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NONE OF THE WORLDS BUSINESS.

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M-A-G-N-U-M.

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MANGUM?

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M-A... UH-UH...

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M-A-G-N-U-M

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OH, THAT CHARACTER ON SNL?

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THAT GOES LIKE BOP, BOP.

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IS THAT MANGO?

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-YEAH.
-YEAH.

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HE'S ON ALL MY CONDOMS. YEAH.

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UM, ONE OF THE REASONS COWARD
DID THIS BECAUSE, SHE BECAME

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PREGNANT AT 16, AND WONDERS RATHER
HER LIFE MIGHT'VE BEEN DIFFERENT

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HAD SHE BEEN TAUGHT SHE COULD SAY NO.

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OF COURSE IT WOULD'VE BEEN
DIFFERENT. IT WOULD'VE BEEN DIFFERENT IF

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YOUR LIFE WOULD'VE BEEN DIFFERENT,
IF YOU HAD, HAD A CHILD.

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OF COURSE IT WOULD'VE BEEN DIFFERENT.

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YEAH, BUT DON'T PUT YOUR... WHAT
I'M SAYING IS DON'T PUT YOUR

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THREATS... DON'T TURN IT INTO FEAR.
DON'T TAKE YOUR ANGER, AND TURN

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IT INTO FEAR FOR OTHER PEOPLE.

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EXACTLY.

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THAT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.

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ESPECIALLY THAT LIKE REALLY HER
LIFE COULD'VE BEEN DIFFERENT IF

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SHE HAD, HAD MORE CHOICES. IF
THE CHOICE COULD'VE BEEN TO NOT HAVE SEX.

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THE CHOICE COULD'VE BEEN TO HAVE
SAFE SEX. THE CHOICE COULD'VE BEEN

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IN A REAL LINE, TO HAVE AN ABORTION.

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WELL THAT'S...

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REALLY, REALLY, GIRLS AND BOYS
SHOULD BE TAUGHT THAT THERE ARE... THERE ARE

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OPTIONS FOR SOMETHING WHEN
YOU GET YOURSELF INTO A SITUATION...

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I AGREE, AND WHAT I ABSOLUTELY
TAKE ISSUE WITH IS THE FACT

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THAT SHE BEING A YOUNG MOM
WOULDN'T SAY TO PEOPLE, HEY

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I WAS 16. AS A HUMAN BEING I MADE
A MISTAKE, BECAUSE I DIDN'T

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KNOW I COULD HAVE SAFE SEX.

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THERE'S ALSO THAT LINE TO TOW.

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YEAH, TOTALLY.

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LIKE, I'M GOING TO TELL PEOPLE HOW TO USE CONDOMS.

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SHE SHOULD BE...

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I'M NOT GOING TO BE LIKE... SHE'S
KIND OF HIDING BEHIND THIS

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WHOLE LIKE, I BUST PROSTITUTES.
YOU'RE GOING TO TURN INTO PROSTITUTE.

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SHE DIDN'T TURN INTO A PROSTITUTE.

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IT'S VERY CLEAR, AND I GUESS NEEDS
TO BE MENTIONED IN SCHOOLS

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SHOULD BE MENTIONED, I GUESS,
THAT LIKE THE SUREST WAY TO NEVER GET

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PREGNANT OR TO GET ANY SORT...
OR GET AN STD, IS TO NOT EVER

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HAVE SEX. THAT IS THE ONE WAY
YOU WILL NEVER EVER CATCH ANYTHING,

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BUT IT'S NOT PRACTICAL.

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HOWEVER, GOOD LUCK. EVERYONE LOVES TO FUCK.

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THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, SO REALLY
LIKE, YOU KNOW. PEOPLE

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SHOULD BE PRESENTED WITH OPTIONS.

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TEENAGERS ARE LIKE, THAT'S ALL
THEY THINK ABOUT IS FUCKING.

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THAT'S NOT TRUE.

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WHAT ELSE DO THEY THINK ABOUT,
ICE CREAM? NACHOS?

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THE FABULOUS BAKER BOYS.

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I USED TO LOVE THAT MOVIE IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

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MM-HMM.

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BUT YOU JERKED OFF TO IT.

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MM-MMH.

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IT IS NOT A GOOD TIME FOR BROS.

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TELL ME ABOUT IT.

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MASCULINITY IS IN A MAJOR CRISIS RIGHT NOW.

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OH, I DON'T CARE.

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OH, YOU DON'T?

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MM-MMH.

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WELL I DO. GET READY FOR THIS STUDY.
IT'S GOING TO BLOW

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THE SOCKS OFF YOUR TEVAS.
A SURVEY WAS DONE IN THE UK BY

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MEN AND MASCULINITIES.

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MEN AND MASCULINITIES?

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IT'S THE NAME OF THE JOURNAL.

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OH, OF COURSE I KNOW THAT
BECAUSE I SUBSCRIBE TO IT.

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YEAH. SO THEY SURVEYED WHITE,
COLLEGE AGED MALE ATHLETES.

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(GASP)

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SO LIKE THE BROEST OF THE BROS...

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IN THE UK?

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IN THE UK.

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THEY'VE GOT NOTHING ON OUR BROS.

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THEY'RE PRETTY BRO'EY.

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-THE UK BROS?
-YEAH.

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VS. OUR BROS?

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YEAH THEY HAD LIKE VIDEOS
OF THESE GUYS (MUMBLES)...

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(BRYAN): I MEAN, THEY'RE LIKE.
THEY'RE PRETTY...

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(ERIN): WELL IT'S MORE LIKE, (MUMBLES)...

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(BRYAN): YEAH.

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EXACTLY. IT'S BASICALLY JUST
BARKING AND GROWLING.

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YEAH, BUT WITH A BRITISH ACCENT.

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YES. ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT
THE BROS THERE ARE TO ME, EXCEPT FOR THE ACCENT,

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NOT VERY DIFFERENT THAN
THE BROS HERE. SO IN A RECENT SURVEY

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IT WAS REVEALED THAT...

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SURVY. THAT'S HOW
THEY SAY IT OVER THERE.

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SURVY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP.
IT WAS REVEALED THAT 93% PERCENT

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OF MALE ATHLETES, SAID THAT
THEY ENJOYED CUDDLING AND OR SPOONING

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WITH THEIR MALE FRIENDS ON A
REGULAR BASIS, AND ALSO DON'T UNDERSTAND...

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ANGELS.

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...WHY THAT WOULD BE STRANGE FOR,
BECAUSE I GUESS THEY WERE

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SAYING LIKE, WELL IN AMERICA THAT'S
SORT OF CONSIDERED TABOO.

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SO BASICALLY THE POINT OF THIS
STUDY WAS TO SORT OF CHANGE

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THE CONCEPT OF MASCULINITY AND HOW...

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IN THE STATES?

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WELL, HERE, I MEAN IN THE UK, IN
GENERAL I THINK, IN LIKE HOW IT'S OK NOW...

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TO MAKE OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS?

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I SUPPOSE TO BE A LITTLE SOFTER. THERE
DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THIS

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RIDGET, LIKE I'M A TOUGH GUY. GROSS,
I HATE GAY PEOPLE.

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YEAH.

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IN OTHER WORDS, I THINK THE POINT IN THE STUDY WAS LIKE

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JUST BECAUSE YOU HUG ANOTHER DUDE,
DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE GAY.

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YEAH.

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LIKE THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT.

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HERE'S WHAT THIS GUY, MARK MCCORMICK
WHO LED THIS STUDY SAID THIS,

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"WE KNEW THAT STRAIGHT MALES
WERE HUGGING AND CUDDLING, AND

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WE WANTED TO UNDERSTAND THIS
PHENOMENON IN MORE DETAIL."

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S CALLED A
PHENOMENON, BUT ANYWAY.

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THEY DON'T REALIZE THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT OLDER MEN WOULD FIND SHOCKING.

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IT'S OLDER GENERATIONS THAT THINK
MEN CUDDLING IS TABOO.

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BASICALLY HE SAID, BECAUSE
TRADITIONALLY FOR TWO MEN

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TO GET CLOSE HAS BEEN CONSIDERED

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GAY, ESPECIALLY THEY POINT TO

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OLDER MEN WHO GREW UP IN THE 80S,
STILL FEEL THE NEED TO PRESENT

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A STRAIGHT VERSION OF THEMSELVES,
EVEN IF THEY'RE GAY

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THEMSELVES. WHICH I THINK PROBABLY
HAD TO DO WITH THE AIDS CRISIS IN THE 80S,

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AND WANTING TO APPEAR HEALTHY,
AND LIKE THAT KIND OF THING.

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YEAH.

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BUT BASICALLY NOW, IT'S A WHOLE
GENERATIONAL EFFECT, AND...

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SO IT'S JUST LIKE 20 YEAR OLDS DOING THIS?

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MM-HMM.

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SO OLDER MEN WHEN PRESENTED
WITH THIS DATA WOULD BE LIKE GROTTY.

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GROTTY. WE'RE NOT INTERESTED.
BUT YOUNGER DUDES ARE SORT OF LIKE

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WHY? I DON'T...

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YEAH. OF COURSE I MAKE OUT WITH MY BROS.

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BASICALLY THEY'RE NOT AS CONCERNED
ANYMORE WITH WHAT

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OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF THEM, AND
WHAT THEY'RE DOING WITH THERE FRIENDS.

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GREAT.

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I THINK WHAT'S THE MOST FASCINATING
THING ABOUT THIS, IS

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THAT I THINK IT'S UNCOOL TO BE
HOMOPHOBIC. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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YEAH.

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I THINK GROWING UP, EVEN JOCKS,
WHO ARE LIKE, "I FUCKING HATE FAGGOTS."

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THAT'S NOT COOL, OR FUNNY...

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IT DOESN'T HAPPEN... I DON'T THINK
PEOPLE DON'T GET IT ANYMORE.

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NO, I THINK THAT NOW... IN HIGH
SCHOOL, WHEN I WAS HIGH SCHOOL

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YOU COULD GET LIKE, YOU KNOW,
PEOPLE WOULD LIKE ENCOURAGE THAT

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KIND OF THING, AND BE LIKE,
"YEAH, I KNOW MAN." BUT I THINK

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THAT'S DONE. HOPEFULLY.

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WELL, I MEAN IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS THE FACT THAT... THE WAY THAT

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GAY MARRIAGE IS KINDA
SWEEPING ACROSS THE NATION...

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MM-HMM.

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YOU KNOW...

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I WISH WE COULD SWEEP IT
UNDER THE RUG.

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WHY?

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I DON'T KNOW. I NEEDED THE
OTHER HAIR TO DO THAT.

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JUST TO FINISH THIS UP, ONE OF THESE
CUDDLERS SAID, "IT'S NICE

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TO HAVE A QUICK CUDDLE JUST SO YOU
REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDS...

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WHAT YOUR FRIENDS ARE ABOUT.

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WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING EVER.

393

BECAUSE I LOVE A QUICK CUDDLE?

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I MEAN, YOU KNOW.

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BUT READ THE LAST PART OF THAT.

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...I CUDDLE FOR LIKE 10 SECONDS, AND BE
LIKE... MM-HMM. OH, OK, BYE.

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I DON'T KNOW. I THINK IT'S CRAZY.

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I'M SURE HE'S REFERRING TO A HUG.

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OF COURSE HE IS.

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IT'S NICE TO HAVE A QUICK CUDDLE
TO KNOW THAT YOUR FRIENDS ARE THERE.

401

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
THAT WORD CUDDLE?

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I LOVE IT.

403

OK.

404

WHY? YOU JUST LOOK LIKE
YOU DRANK PISS.

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YEAH, BECAUSE, WHEN SOMEONE
SAYS CUDDLE TO ME... I LIKE TO DO IT,

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I DON'T LIKE THAT WORD VERY MUCH.

407

DOES YOUR PEE-PEE CRAWL
UNDER YOUR BODY?

408

YEAH IT DOES.

409

YEAH.

410

REVERSE ERECTION.

411

-YEAH.
-YEAH.

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I THINK YOU SHOULD LIGHTEN UP. YEAH.

413

YEAH.

414

I THINK YOU SHOULD
JUST BE CHILL ABOUT IT.

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I LOVE TO CUDDLE. I LOVE TO DO IT.

416

YOU LOVE TO CUDDLE WITH PEOPLE
YOU'RE FUCKING, BUT YOU DON'T LIKE

417

TO CUDDLE WITH PEOPLE YOU'RE
NOT FUCKING. EVERYTHING'S GOT TO BE

418

ABOUT SEX, WITH YOU.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

419

IT IS. ALRIGHT, WELL THAT'S NOT
TRUE, BUT I'M GOING TO TAKE

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YOUR WORD FOR IT.

421

READING RAINBOW.

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BY LEVAR.

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