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All you paranoids were right all along.
Published June 22, 2010 270 views More Info »
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Randy Bishop, Ross Everett, Chris Teregis, David Gullman
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Published June 22, 2010
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Clark – No. The Seahawks will never be good. I don’t care
who their coach is.



 



Brad – Listen to what you’re saying. A team is only as good
as its coach.



 



Clark – I agree. Except for the Seahawks.



 



Brad – Don’t say that.



 



Clark – Why? Are they on the line? (laughs) Remember when we
thought that the government was listening in on our phone calls?



 



Brad – Yeah, right after 9/11. Ridiculous.



 



G-man – So ridiculous.



 



Brad – What?



 



Clark – I didn’t say anything.



 



G-Man – Hey, man, where did we put our drugs, again? I
forgot.



 



Brad – We don’t have any drugs.



 



Clark – I know we don’t have any drugs.



 



G-Man – Remember, that time we did that really illegal
thing? What was that again?



 



Brad – The trashcan fire? We were twelve. I don’t know how
illegal that is. What are you talking about?



 



Clark – What are you talking about?



 



G-Man – You know what would be fun? Treason. Wouldn’t
treason be fun?



 



Brad – No. Clark, you’re freaking me out, man.



 



Clark – I’m not saying this stuff.



 



G-Man – Yes I am. This is Clark.



 



Clark – This is not Clark. Well, this is Clark. Clark is, I
mean, I am speaking right now. Who’s on the line?



 



Brad – What is going on?



 



G-Man – You are totally tripping, bro. You know what would
make you feel better? Telling me all about your family’s criminal history.



 



Brad – No.



 



G-Man – Let’s read each other our dad’s income receipts and
expense reports and see if he’s committing tax evasion.



 



Clark – Who is saying that? Is the government listening in
on our phone call and trying to extort information from us?



 



G-Man –You’re sounding ridiculous.



 



Brad – Get off the line.



 



G-man – What? Why?



 



Clark – Dick move. Get off the line.



 



G-man – Fine, but the he’s right about the Seahawks, you
know. They’ll always suck.



 



Clark – Thank you!



 



G-Man – Can I stay?



 



Clark and Brad – NO!



 



G-man – Fine. Talk to you later.



 



Clark – That was weird.



 



Brad – Tell me about it.



 



Clark – Yeah. So… wanna shoot Dick Cheney in the face?



 



Brad – Sure, why not. 



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