Clark – No. The Seahawks will never be good. I don’t care
who their coach is.
Brad – Listen to what you’re saying. A team is only as good
as its coach.
Clark – I agree. Except for the Seahawks.
Brad – Don’t say that.
Clark – Why? Are they on the line? (laughs) Remember when we
thought that the government was listening in on our phone calls?
Brad – Yeah, right after 9/11. Ridiculous.
G-man – So ridiculous.
Brad – What?
Clark – I didn’t say anything.
G-Man – Hey, man, where did we put our drugs, again? I
Brad – We don’t have any drugs.
Clark – I know we don’t have any drugs.
G-Man – Remember, that time we did that really illegal
thing? What was that again?
Brad – The trashcan fire? We were twelve. I don’t know how
illegal that is. What are you talking about?
Clark – What are you talking about?
G-Man – You know what would be fun? Treason. Wouldn’t
treason be fun?
Brad – No. Clark, you’re freaking me out, man.
Clark – I’m not saying this stuff.
G-Man – Yes I am. This is Clark.
Clark – This is not Clark. Well, this is Clark. Clark is, I
mean, I am speaking right now. Who’s on the line?
Brad – What is going on?
G-Man – You are totally tripping, bro. You know what would
make you feel better? Telling me all about your family’s criminal history.
Brad – No.
G-Man – Let’s read each other our dad’s income receipts and
expense reports and see if he’s committing tax evasion.
Clark – Who is saying that? Is the government listening in
on our phone call and trying to extort information from us?
G-Man –You’re sounding ridiculous.
Brad – Get off the line.
G-man – What? Why?
Clark – Dick move. Get off the line.
G-man – Fine, but the he’s right about the Seahawks, you
know. They’ll always suck.
Clark – Thank you!
G-Man – Can I stay?
Clark and Brad – NO!
G-man – Fine. Talk to you later.
Clark – That was weird.
Brad – Tell me about it.
Clark – Yeah. So… wanna shoot Dick Cheney in the face?
Brad – Sure, why not.