I was bitten by a zebra as a child, my mother took me to see strippers for my 16th birthday and I li...
more >I was bitten by a zebra as a child, my mother took me to see strippers for my 16th birthday and I lived with a 250-pound sow named Gwendolyn.
Over the years, I have earned money as a food dicer/slicer demonstrator, “bad art” salesperson, official photographer for the National Whistler’s Convention, improvisational comedy performer and artistic director of a children’s theatre.
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Walking Tall
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Technically, "Toddler Blowout" might be more appropriate.
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LOL! Every kid has this talent!
(posted about 8 months ago)