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Based on the "Manifesto for Conscious Men," balance your energies and allow for a new... more »
Published June 21, 2011 580k views More Info »
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Starring
Will Ferrell
Will Forte
Tim Heidecker
Nick Kroll
Brett Gelman
Jon Daly
Paul Scheer
Brandon Johnson
Bart McCarthy
James Davis
Scott Gairdner
Seth Morris
Ryan Perez
Nick Corirossi
Charles Ingram
Alex Fernie
Chris Kelly
Written By the Funny Or Die Team
Directed by Matt Villines and Oz Rodriguez
Executive Producer Mike Farah
Produced By Anna Wenger
Director of Photography Kevin Atkinson
Gaffer Jay Guffy
Camera Operator Brian Lane
Sound Bo Sundberg
Hair Timon Cana
Make-up Carla Farra
First AD Tim Ketchersid
Production Assistant Andrew Grissom

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>: Exclusive.

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[MUSIC]

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>: Dear woman, we stand before you today
as

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men committed to becoming more conscious
in every way.

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>: We feel deep love, great respect and a

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growing sense of worship for the gifts of
the feminine.

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We also feel deep sorrow about the
destructive actions

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of the unconscious masculine in the past
and present.

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>: We want to apologize and make amends
for those actions

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in order to bring forth a new era of
co-creation with you.

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As I become more conscious, I grow more
aware of the play of masculine and

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feminine energy within me, within you, and
in all of life.

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Free and open like the sky.

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>: I commit to owning and stewarding a

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masculinity that honors and celebrates us
as equals.

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>: We can create great miracles together

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by nurturing each other in a conscience
way.

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>: Throughout history, men have unfairly
oppressed you.

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>: Many of the men who have oppressed you
or abused you are no longer alive.

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I apologize for them dying before they had
the chance to apologize.

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>: I honor your deep connection to the
Earth.

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>: As men we apologize for social

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constraints we've placed on your natural
body hair.

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>: In the mid 80s, we discouraged you from
growing out a pelty bush.

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We honor your musty thicket of wonders, as

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we would a humid swamp in an equatorial
climate.

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>: When we nurture each other through our
bodies with awareness and

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devotion, there are no boundaries to the
love that we can generate.

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>: We apologize for debasing you in all
manner of

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pornography, whether it be guy on girl or
girl on guy.

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>: We're sorry if you don't find guy on
guy more appealing.

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>: I apologize that my masturbation
fantasies

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are not entirely respectful to your
feminine being.

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Sometimes, when caught up in the throws of
self pleasure,

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I let my imagination drift to thoughts of
your nude body.

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I apologize for the pain that my fantasies
must have caused you.

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>: Throughout time, male historians have
diminished your role in

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world events, even retroactively revising
the gender of famous historical figures.

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>: Today, we acknowledge that several of
Jesus'

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apostles and Benjamin Franklin were most
likely women.

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>: I honor every part of your glorious
femininity.

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>: From your uterine lining.

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>: Your Labia Majora.

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>: Your internal spermatic vessels.

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>: Your perinium.

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>: Your butthole.

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>: Even your duodenum.

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>: History is now our story.

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>: And it doesn't have to be meningitis.

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It can be youingitis.

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>: Hysterectomy can be westerectomy.

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>: I apologize for all masculine offenses,
both conscious and especially unconscious.

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I didn't mean to hurt you.

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I was unconscious.

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>: We have tortured you.

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Taunted you.

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>: We have burned you at the stake.

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We have dropped you down very tall hills.

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>: I fucked your best friend.

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I didn't tell you.

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>: Fed you food that was underfed or
cooked not at all.

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>: And performed lewd hip hop raps about
you.

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For these misdoings, we deserve to feel
nothing but hurt.

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>: As a woman, you are connected to the
soil and the dirt, the rocks and wind.

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And I honor that.

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>: I honor your hair and will leave your
hair be where I find

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it and not put it together into a wig and
wear it wherever I am.

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>: I know that by leaving the past behind
and joining hands in the present.

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>: We can create a synergy of strengths.

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>: Together, there is nothing we cannot
do.

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>: Together.

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>: We can make.

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>: Miracles
>: Together, we can make miracles.

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>: Miracles.

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>: Miracles.

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>: Miracles.

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>: Miracles.

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>: Miracles
>: Miracles.

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>: Miracles.

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[MUSIC]

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