A Myspace Love Story (with featured comedian Kyle Cease)

I don’t see myself coming back to watch this again, but once was humorous. But not very humorous. It didn’t make me laugh. I think I may have cracked a grin. Yeah, that was it. It made me grin. Of course that may be because it sucked so bad I couldn’t help myself. I thought, “Damn, I’m glad that’s not me being so ‘Sucky’”. Then again, I have wasted my time w... more >

I don’t see myself coming back to watch this again, but once was humorous. But not very humorous. It didn’t make me laugh. I think I may have cracked a grin. Yeah, that was it. It made me grin. Of course that may be because it sucked so bad I couldn’t help myself. I thought, “Damn, I’m glad that’s not me being so ‘Sucky’”. Then again, I have wasted my time watching this and commenting. So you are better than me! Kudos. But, yeah, really, it does suck. Yep, bottom line. Please don’t do anything like this in the future. Unless you have already been to the future and you have seen that there is no hope. And we are either human meat for the sports fanatics or feminists in the distant future. In that situation, pretend you never heard from me. Let’s say that I am from Manhattan. ;) Go with that! Even still, if this is my last remnant of civilization… don’t do anymore. I prefer to suffer eating my pets than to see you fuck up even more. I’m just kidding… mmm.. tasty kitty! Let’s watch these Bozos try to make us laugh. More sauce for the cat ribs please… and let’s watch. Ok, turn it off. I’ll pony up the extra for the ‘forget it’s your pet’ sauce. Just please don’t make me watch this sucky video again!