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Two men have problems with the gender of their new boss.
Published May 28, 2014 89k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Ryan Stanger, Ronnie Adrian, and Bette Bentley
Directed by Ian Pfaff
Produced by Matt Mazany
Written by Bryan Cook
Director of Photography Aaron Ulrich
Edited by Ian Pfaff
Gaffer Matt Sweeney

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...THEN YOU CAN CONSIDER.

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YOU NEED TO CONSIDER MULAN.

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YOU NEED TO CONSIDER LONDON.

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YOU NEED TO CONSIDER PARIS, AND
YOU NEED TO CONSIDER TOKYO.

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(BING)

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HEY MAN, WHAT DO YOU
THINK ABOUT THE NEW BOSS?

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BRO, CAN I BE HONEST?

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THIS MIGHT SOUND FUCKED UP, BUT I JUST DON'T IF I'M

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COMFORTABLE WITH A MAN
RUNNING THE NEWSROOM.

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OH, MY GOD, I'M SO GLAD TO
HEAR YOU SAY THAT.

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IT'S LIKE MEN CAN BE SO BOSSY.

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BOSSY.

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THAT'S THE WORD. SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT.

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I GUESS I JUST WORRY THAT HE'LL
LET HIS EMOTIONS GET THE BEST OF HIM.

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DUDE, TOTALLY. SO GLAD TO
HEAR YOU SAY THAT.

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AND IT'S LIKE, WHAT ARE A
MAN'S QUALIFICATIONS FOR

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RUNNING AN OFFICE?

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PLAYING GOLF, AND WATCHING
ACTION MOVIES? I MEAN COME ON.

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EXACTLY. I'M SO GLAD YOU
SAID THAT. SO GLAD.

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ALSO, I HEARD HE'S A GRANDFATHER.

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WHAT THE FUCK?

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YEAH, I MEAN HOW DO THEY
EXPECT TO MAINTAIN THE

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INTEGRITY OF PRINT MEDIA IF
HE'S BUSY PLAYING CATCH ALL THE TIME?

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YOU KNOW HE'S GOING TO SPEND
ALL DAY FUCKING PULLING QUARTERS OUT

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OF YOUR EARS, AND HANDING
OUT BUTTERSCOTCHES.

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(SIGH) I HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT
ABOUT ALL THE HARD CANDIES

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AND CLOSE UP MAGIC.

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AND HAS ANYONE CONSIDERED
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HIS

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DICK GETS STIFF?

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PROBABLY NOT.

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SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE THIS
DUDE LIKE WALKING AROUND WITH POSSIBLE

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OFFICE BONERS ALL DAY.

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HOW'S THAT GOING TO
EFFECT HIS DECISION MAKING?

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WHAT'S HE GOING TO DO?
SHAKE HIS CLIENT'S HAND OR IS

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HE GOING TO RUB HIS HARD
DONG ALL OVER THEIR THIGHS?

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IT'S SO GROSS THAT STUFF
COMES OUT OF THEIR PENIS.

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(GAGS) NASTY.

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ALL THAT BEING SAID, AT LEAST
HE'S NOT A FUCKING WOMAN.

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OH.

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(MUSIC PLAYS)

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