Swine Flu (H1N1) Song

Description: Here's a song about the world's latest epidemic. Hope you like it. I'll be making some new songs soon I promise. Check me out on twitter (http://www.twitter.com/jarrettsorko). Cheers. it all started half a year ago with that little boy in Mexico he got that thing called the Swine Disease and the only thing he could say was please please help me now, please help me senior it's not my fault that your mom's a whore she should never have had sex with that pig I can't help that their dicks are big it's the Swine Flu, it's always on the news it's coming to a country nearest you it's gonna be making it's big debut and if you get it I bid you adieu I asked Obama and what he said to me was it's almost like an STD except it can be prevented with purell and the people who get it won't go to hell so how do I know if I'm a Swine Flu victim? well you gotta have one or all of these symptoms unusual tiredness, runny nose shortness of breath, soar throat too hot in bed you're still awake plus you couldn't sleep with all those muscle aches it's the H1N1 two and three you want to eat but you're not hungry you still go to that pizzeria but you have to leave early cause your diarrhoea it's a disease war, its World War III it's a war in the world not just oversea it's finally made it to the United States and I still need my hiding place so, Frodo please take me to the Shire cause it's spreading faster than a wild fire fire, wild fevers that a higher than my voice when I was in the choir singing about just being alive never having to try and survive but now no one understands I used to not even wash my hands it's kind of like math, it can be defined cause you have sin, tangent, and co-swine if you want you can graph the invasion all you need is this simple equation y=x to the power of 3 where y is the pig and x is society