(Voiceover): Hey ya'll this is Lindsey. Leave a message.
> Hey Lindsey, it's Trump. You hear what I did? I gave out your phone number on national
TV. That's right, you got pranked. You big sissy.
And look out your window. I also tp'd your lawn.
> Hey Lindsey, it's Miranda Lambert. Just calling to let you know I'm single now.
So give me a call sometime if you wanna, you know, hang out, or whatever.
> Hi Lindsey, it's Blake Shelton. Just calling to let you know that I'm single now.
So if you want to give me a call sometime, and we can you know, hang out, or whatever.
> I have made an ass of myself trying to get to a phone. You've made an ass out of me for
the last time. 3 letters, A.B.A. A, always, B, be, A, answering, always be answering.
Oh, this isn't the right number. Oh shit, I'm sorry Lindsey. I meant to freak out my
daughter, not you.
> Yo Lindsey, this is Trump again. I'm just checking in to see if your voicemail box
is full yet. I really showed ya huh? Dumb piece of shit. Just like the piece of
shit that I set on fire, and threw on your front porch, huh. You got fired.
> Hey Lindsey, this is Ted Cruz. Just curious, why did you give Donald your number,
and not me? I got to admit, I'm a little hurt.
It's cool that I've got your number now though.
> Lindsey Graham, [foreign language]. I got your numero from Trump. I'm looking for
a place to stay. Let me know if I can crash on your couch. If you want to party I can hook you
up with some cocaine. Anyway, call me back.
> Hey Lindsey, it's Lindsey. Note to self, buy eggs, milk, shaving cream, cut funding to
Planned Parenthood, grovel for NRA support, work on screenplay.
Don't let Trump get to you Lindsey. stay strong.
> What's up?! That's from the commercial. Trump again. I hope you enjoy all these
voicemails as much as I enjoy freezing your underwear this morning. I'm a prankster.
> Hello Lindsey, this is Ivanka Trump. I'm calling you because my daddy told me too,
and I never disobey my daddy.
> Hey Lindsey Graham this is Donald Prank. You just got pranked harder than
John McCain when he got pranked by the Viet Cong.
> Hey Lindsey, this is Lindsey Buckingham from Fleetwood Mac. I just wanted to say,
from one Lindsey to another that it's a good girl's name, and it's a great guy's name.
> Hey Lindsey Graham this is Donald Trump. I just ordered a 100 pizzas to your house.
You got Trumped. Enjoy the pizzas. You're not going to be able to eat it all.
You're going to get very full. Alright, call me back. Bye.