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Roar kids! Time for action power patriot toys! Play with RAGE!

Meet BAZOOKA! With super trigger gone cra-cra-CRAZY!

This monster piece fires real-life WOW! Fires real “WOW”! No friends in times of bazooka toy haywire BLASTING! Take that, neighbor. The power REACHES!

Can you believe trigger spring action? Time for EXPLOSION!

Do a soldier battle quick! A soldier battle of DEATH! The plastic death bazooka brings will drive kids like AMERICAN BOY FUEL! Give me fireworks, Mom!

Bazooka knows NO! Bazooka knows NO! That’s general infantry, Jose! Get out of my face! I don’t want you there.

Powerful U.S.A. action bites back with BAZOOKA!

HA HA HA HA!

STUPIDFACE!
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