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My "Don't Get Raped" Commercial

Ladies, don't let yourself be a victim.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Sketch Parody Real Life

Keywords: Fred Simmons Foot Fist Way Pick up Tae Kwon Do karate school North Carolina commercial rape self defense

Web Series: Web Series: Fred's Tae Kwon Do Commercials (4 of 4)

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almostdunn6161

perfecto.

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My_Name_Is_Mike

how is this only 59%. i question the character of alot of the FOD community

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cooperanimation

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if you like rape jokes, you'll love this!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/622de03fd8

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johnnyboyf

johnnyboyf

fred simmons is a fuckin badass

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AuntSteephie

what a dick!! lol...and i mean that in the nicest way possible of course... ;o)

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daveshak

daveshak

Heeeyaaar

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Hughezy

Hughezy

i love that rape is a keyword on this site. i mean, who in the name of my sack is going to search for rape on this? (apart from me)

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Onscreen_Chemistry

Jake loves his rape

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savagetit

savagetit

I didn’t even notice the african tribe. why are they in the background? that’s freakin awesome.

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pink_ribbon

what’s with the african tribe in the background? i thought this was funny, but a little confused with that…

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