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Jesus Performs Stand-up

Jesus Christ performs Stand-up at the Beauty Bar in Las Vegas

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Added over 2 years ago

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Categories: Stand Up Not Safe For Work

Keywords: Jesus Christ The Beauty Las Vegas Comedy funny jokes Markman California Sex Silverman

Credits: Jesus : Matt Markman

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lovenice

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The ‘H’ stands for Howard.

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RizzMasterZero

Whatever… that’s not really Jesus Christ

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this was at the end of his career, right before he died on the toilet after an all night session of raquetball with his friends at graceland.

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